Confession Time

time to get a load off my shoulders:

I confess I imbibe in illegal substances.
I confess that yesterday I played the part of wingman and nailed a fatchick so my best friend could hook up with this foxy lady.
I confess that when i was 15 I fed the same friend an entire package of chocolate exlax. He was not seen or heard from for 3 days.
I confess that we are even now.

i confess I have had more fun in my life than should be allowed

I confess that *I* stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

did the fat chick think she was playing the role of "wingman" too and took one for her friend?

Dr. Greenhorn said:

did the fat chick think she was playing the role of "wingman" too and took one for her friend?

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I confess that if thats true it would be great! She has called today

I also confess that I hit the shady button

When she called did she confess that she wasn't born a girl?

i confess im a loser, loner, outsider, and probably an idiot. ive done things which i shouldnt have, and probably shouldve known better. i am not surrounded by many friends, nor am i smart or have a pretty girl friend.

It was *I* who Killed Hitler! (No Apologies).
It was *I* who stole ur French Fries @ McDonalds that time.. Sorry (but I was munchin reeeaal Bad!)
& Finally It was *I* who left u Negative Rep that time.. Sorry (but u were bein a Dick!)

Now if we cud just get d mutha-fukr who steals every1's plants 2 Confess then we wud b in Business!!

Philouza said:

i confess im a loser, loner, outsider, and probably an idiot. ive done things which i shouldnt have, and probably shouldve known better. i am not surrounded by many friends, nor am i smart or have a pretty girl friend.

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Really? I never wud have got that from ur Pic, lol. It tells such a different story

I confess to smokin some stress one time.

and it will never happen again.

XxNinjaxX said:

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It was *I* who stole ur French Fries @ McDonalds that time.. Sorry (but I was munchin reeeaal Bad!)

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nice...

Krayven Sumhead said:

When she called did she confess that she wasn't born a girl?

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dont pass your sick fantasies on me, pal...

I confess that she was a lil thick but had a cute face and some juicy 36d's

I confess that my girlfriend has a big booty and some juicy Ds
I confess that that branch and buds weighed 20.3 grams wet, and now that I removed the buds off the branch after drying, they only weigh 2.3 grams
I confess that I blow my nose in my boxers and sometimes used white tshirts instead of getting up to get the tissues
I confess I take craps every morning and call them "Shit-ups" because it's what gets me out of bed
I confess I love my girlfriend more than I love my hobbies
I confess I crack my back, neck, and knuckles too often(as well as elbows and knees, and wrists)
I confess I could be doing just a little bit better in college
I confess that I have really platonic affection towards my dog
I confess that I cannot eat peanut butter
I confess I'm about to go buy some micro-tip shears

I confess that I count everything. That includes deodorant strokes, directional turns I take into work, doorways I walk through, Pens, paper clips, random hings around the house/office and strokes during sex.

I confess that I hate melted cheese. Cold cheese is cool, but warm cheese sucks.

I confess that I look at myself everytime I pass something reflective.

I confess that I share dog cookies with my dog.

The rest I'll keep to myself.

I confess that I am ur real daddy.

I confess that im the one that shot J.R.

i confess that i cant wait to grow my own greens

I confess I bought those micro-tip shears. $9.97 ohhh yeah

I confess that I did save money by switching to geico.

I confess that I have remained the same when everyone around me changed