Compost pile of my own shit, use as fertalizer?

Metasynth

Metasynth

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Yeah, but they shit out used lubricating oil and battery acid...Robot shit is the BEST to put on your plants, but in a pinch you can crack open a car battery and use the sulfuric acid in there...just pour it directly on your leaves and drench the soil.
 
supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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Metasynth said:
Yeah, but they shit out used lubricating oil and battery acid...Robot shit is the BEST to put on your plants, but in a pinch you can crack open a car battery and use the sulfuric acid in there...just pour it directly on your leaves and drench the soil.
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Not forgetting to rub the remainder all over you body so you grow big strong muscles.lol
 
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LuckyReturner

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btw i will be using a shit and miracle grow potting soil mixture and will start a grow journal with weekly updates, its gonna be inside under two 250W HPS's i have 14 seedlings, hopefully atleast 7 are females, i will also show a pic/vid of my shit pile, a pic of me by it, (im not 15) nakid in my yard, ill blur out my dick, ill be smoking a cig and show my badass steamroller and bong, im thinking about making these video's with weekly video updates. peace
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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LuckyReturner said:
im trying to remain passive here, and everytime i check back its you with some long post about had bad of a person i am, i really dident do much to you, ya know?oh well guess im just a terrable person,
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And I'm sorry, but you wished you could kick my ass, and told me you hope my plants get mold...pretty harsh words, if you ask me.
 
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NOPROES

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Jesus christ stop bickering like a bunch of fucking 10 year old's this forums for the sole purpose or enjoying weed Peace out Holmes <3
 
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PLANT.

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to the OP.
no you shouldnt use your own turds, and you should even be careful using fresh animal turds as they can contaminate your produce.
Best to compost them and let them turn into lovely fertile dark earth.

I just made a compost today actually

Ingredients:

first layer of cardboard and quarter bag of fresh chicken shit
then layer of vegeatble waste from my local grocer
next dead wood and leaves (another carbon layer) and some cow turds
then a layer of water weeds from local stream
then another layer of cardboard and turd
then fresh grass clippings
then more cardboard and a bag of cow turds

wet each layer as you go, stab some airhole through the top and keep it moist. best build it in the shade.
then turn every approx 7-10 days, ready in 30 days
 
mantiszn

mantiszn

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organic nute in a bottle 5 bucks..
remove cap.. ready in 5 seconds..



PLANT. said:
to the OP.
no you shouldnt use your own turds, and you should even be careful using fresh animal turds as they can contaminate your produce.
Best to compost them and let them turn into lovely fertile dark earth.

I just made a compost today actually

Ingredients:

first layer of cardboard and quarter bag of fresh chicken shit
then layer of vegeatble waste from my local grocer
next dead wood and leaves (another carbon layer) and some cow turds
then a layer of water weeds from local stream
then another layer of cardboard and turd
then fresh grass clippings
then more cardboard and a bag of cow turds

wet each layer as you go, stab some airhole through the top and keep it moist. best build it in the shade.
then turn every approx 7-10 days, ready in 30 days
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whodatnation

whodatnation

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Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! nutes in a bottle, gross. Make teas, but not with any meat eating animal shart mmmmmk.

Wrong maybe, I use seabird guano and they might eat fish, are fish meat?
 
mantiszn

mantiszn

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i use unicorn poop and fairy jizz mixture at a ratio of 6:9

whodatnation said:
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! nutes in a bottle, gross. Make teas, but not with any meat eating animal shart mmmmmk.

Wrong maybe, I use seabird guano and they might eat fish, are fish meat?
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tiririram

tiririram

Member
LuckyReturner said:
Well i have about 10 seedlings and over the past few days i have a corner in my fenced in yard were i always go out and smoke a cig + shit, what im wondering is should i take the shit mix it in with my soil and plant them in that my next transplant? I heard this could be very beneficial, and dont tell me to get bat shit cause i cant afford it.
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PLANT.

Member
PLANT. said:
to the OP.
no you shouldnt use your own turds, and you should even be careful using fresh animal turds as they can contaminate your produce.
Best to compost them and let them turn into lovely fertile dark earth.

I just made a compost today actually

Ingredients:

first layer of cardboard and quarter bag of fresh chicken shit
then layer of vegeatble waste from my local grocer
next dead wood and leaves (another carbon layer) and some cow turds
then a layer of water weeds from local stream
then another layer of cardboard and turd
then fresh grass clippings
then more cardboard and a bag of cow turds

wet each layer as you go, stab some airhole through the top and keep it moist. best build it in the shade.
then turn every approx 7-10 days, ready in 30 days
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ALso im not just making $5 dollar organic nutes, im making soil, ya dig?
 
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