Come get BAKED with Yessica...

Yessica...

Yessica...

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Silky Shagsalot said:
i don't get it yess??? ica... why the invite, with no way of delivering??? are you teasing all these lonely swinging dicks?
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EDITies: This whole response was written thinking 2 different threads were one...

No way of delivering?

We are currently talking (typing) on a place called internet...

But off the inter web - is the REAL world.

Maybe someone meets someone here, and then they ACTUALLY meet them in real life. Then again - maybe not.

Basically, I was just tired of getting all you dude's FAPing in and around my eyes - and figured some more Vaj in the mix, would be nice!

Get it?

p.s. There were some ladies here - but then The Dr and Meta started giving each other handies or something while I was gone and they all got scared away. Oh - and the Dr said something about Unicorns not being real...which may also actually KILL them.

Everytime you say a Unicorn doesn't exist - a hot girl somewhere is swearing off sleeping with you forever....

FACT
 
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Yessica...

Yessica...

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Yessica... said:
No way of delivering?

We are currently talking (typing) on a place called internet...

But off the inter web - is the REAL world.

Maybe someone meets someone here, and then they ACTUALLY meet them in real life. Then again - maybe not.

Basically, I was just tired of getting all you dude's FAPing in and around my eyes - and figured some more Vaj in the mix, would be nice!

Get it?

p.s. There were some ladies here - but then The Dr and Meta started giving each other handies or something while I was gone and they all got scared away. Oh - and the Dr said something about Unicorns not being real...which may also actually KILL them.

Everytime you say a Unicorn doesn't exist - a hot girl somewhere is swearing off sleeping with you forever....

FACT
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BAHAHAHAHAHA

I am high as shit

I thought that we were in "Ganja Girls"...

bahahahah = where am I? What's happening?

Oh - this is awkward....

What was the question?

Oh yeah - big tease! Meh - I've always had guy friends. They didn't expect blowies or sex out of the deal.

Although when it inevitably would happen, they didn't complain..

See what I did there?
 
Silky Shagsalot

Silky Shagsalot

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to me, "come get high with yess means, "lets get together and burn one." that'll never happen toots, and that's a good thing. people suck, and you'd end up getting hurt/killed/raped/beaten etc. i know i sound really negative, but it comes from experience. don't trust based simply on a few clever replies, but you know that...
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Silky Shagsalot said:
to me, "come get high with yess means, "lets get together and burn one." that'll never happen toots, and that's a good thing. people suck, and you'd end up getting hurt/killed/raped/beaten etc. i know i sound really negative, but it comes from experience. don't trust based simply on a few clever replies, but you know that...
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Look at the FIRST one.

come get BAKED with YEssie...come BAKE with Yessie...

It's a play on words...basically I am looking for more ingredients for my cookies....

Muah ha haaaaaaa

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Holy shit - you know from experience? Are you a ghost?

Spooky!!!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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bu$hleaguer said:
Blood play is where it's at!
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Just to clarify - I wrote a story about the play of blood, and zombie sex. It was a cool story.

Oh - and I have totes had CSI: Period Edition sex.

But never cutting someone during and slippy-sliding around in their blood.

It wouldn't work out anyways - blood dries really fast and then gets all hard and crackie and I also like pain a bit but not REALLY in a stab-me kind of way.

Well....in a "stab me with your Diyuuuuck" kind of way...
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Yeah I avoid the period action whenever possible. Dried blood clots on my dong and extra friction just ain't my thing.

But chaining someone up and slicing their breasts with an xacto knife is.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yeah I avoid the period action whenever possible. Dried blood clots on my dong and extra friction just ain't my thing.

But chaining someone up and slicing their breasts with an xacto knife is.
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No more cutting for THIS guy (THIS guy being me).

Biting, choking, and everything else in between....sure.

I also USUALLY don't have the Crime-scene sex. But - sometimes you GOTTA.
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