Can A Guy Really Suck His Own....? Pic

Of course they smell, they're guts. Do you not think you can handle it?

Wikidbchofthewst said:

I'd rather swallow it than have him get it in my hair trying for the porn star cum shot.

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The Guts??

i can handle it. i just dont know what to expect. it seems like there is a lot of stuff in there.

No, the cum. I don't go near guts.

ALX420 said:

i can handle it. i just dont know what to expect. it seems like there is a lot of stuff in there.

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Oh it's gonna be sick, I'm sure. Straight DISGUST. Good luck with that. Are you getting paid mad money to do this or what?

Wikidbchofthewst said:

No, the cum. I don't go near guts.

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you would be surprised how near you are to the "guts" when you experience the "cum".....

Wikidbchofthewst said:

Oh it's gonna be sick, I'm sure. Straight DISGUST. Good luck with that. Are you getting paid mad money to do this or what?

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nope. well i dont think so. i think i will be getting paid in valuable experience and longheld tradition.

I have seen my brothers slaughter cows, not pretty, I ran right after they slit its throat..

Sickest shit I have ever seen, I stopped eating beef for a month, but then I was able to convince myself that hamburgers dont come from cows, I like to ignorantly think they are grown....

ganjagoddess said:

I have seen my brothers slaughter cows, not pretty, I ran right after they slit its throat..

Sickest shit I have ever seen, I stopped eating beef for a month, but then I was able to convince myself that hamburgers dont come from cows, I like to ignorantly think they are grown....

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whoever coined the phrase "ignorance is bliss" had it so right.

Oh god, thanks for the mental image ganja.

I go for the money shot. If you arent puttingon a show, you are doing something wrong. I try to always act like someone is watching me and rating it.

Money shots are for people with good aim.

i was having vaginal intercourse with a girl once. i pulled out and shot 2 feet into her mouth. i was almost as surprised as she was.

I DID IT!!!!!! see ya guys in a week.























































just kidding.

OMG, been stretching a bit eh?

ALX420 said:

i was having vaginal intercourse with a girl once. i pulled out and shot 2 feet into her mouth. i was almost as surprised as she was.

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I'm impressed. Seriously, I think it's fascinating. I mean, when I was a kid I remember my cousins having spitting contests to see who could spit furtherest...

It's like similar, only not with your mouth...I want to know whose made the farthest shot.

fdd2blk said:

I DID IT!!!!!! see ya guys in a week.

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I'm so proud. My little fdd is all grown up *tear*

I've never got further then the monitor. but I've wiped nations off of my chest with a grey gym sock. Entire civilizations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel! I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh … what's for fucking breakfast?!"

So how far away was the monitor?

That's for him to know and you to find out. hahahaha


I'm just kidding...

if you do tons of kegels, work that pvc muscle. it helps.
i have shot over my head while laying on back.it allways suprises the women when you can shoot like a cannon...ive allways wondered why,but i guess it confims that they watch porn too.
the kegels also help with the orgasms as well , it can help you have them last past 30 seconds.

gotta keep you soldier in working order