Bring Marijuana on an Airplane

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dman92

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k i just joined this forum just to write about this topic.
Im actually in the same sitution, andd am goin on an international flight on tuesday
I am concidering bringing weed because honestly, 4 weeks without bud would be killer!!!
there are a couple reasons i think it would be easy to get away with
1st of all, it is illegal for them to bring dogs througout the airport sniffing people. Thats an infringement of everyones rights! of course, if there is an unattended bag, they can easily bring in teh bomb dogs, but i think the last thing they would be sniffin for was weed. Ive done lots of research on this topic.... they do choose people out and search them, but that is with suspision, and they bring them into a seperate room and screen them individually. I'd say the two safest ways to do it would be to double bag your shit, but make sure its ccompressed to the size of a grape! This coould be done with electrical tape. afterwards, cover your small package with double sided tape and make sure its safely hidden away on your balls! Make sure your not wearing anything metal so that they have no reason to pat you down, and you should be good.

The only other way is swallowing it ..... which would be foolproof but a pain to shit back up! I dont think Id be that desperate, I might just search for some crons in Australia (where im going)

I still think i might bring shit on the plane, but I am sketching Just Because I have to stop in LAX airport for 8 Fuckin Hours!!! I think it would be OK though, because honestly, i bet there are so many way more skethcy people at LAX with worst drugs, and the last thing a sniffer dog would be worried about is 2 grams of trees.

this article, however , makes me think twice!!! ---> Drug-sniffing dogs get busy at airport

soooo any opinions ? i think i might just have to man up and swallow the fucker, but that shit is last resort!
 
smoke and coke

smoke and coke

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k i just joined this forum just to write about this topic.
Im actually in the same sitution, andd am goin on an international flight on tuesday
I am concidering bringing weed because honestly, 4 weeks without bud would be killer!!!
there are a couple reasons i think it would be easy to get away with
1st of all, it is illegal for them to bring dogs througout the airport sniffing people. Thats an infringement of everyones rights! of course, if there is an unattended bag, they can easily bring in teh bomb dogs, but i think the last thing they would be sniffin for was weed. Ive done lots of research on this topic.... they do choose people out and search them, but that is with suspision, and they bring them into a seperate room and screen them individually. I'd say the two safest ways to do it would be to double bag your shit, but make sure its ccompressed to the size of a grape! This coould be done with electrical tape. afterwards, cover your small package with double sided tape and make sure its safely hidden away on your balls! Make sure your not wearing anything metal so that they have no reason to pat you down, and you should be good.

The only other way is swallowing it ..... which would be foolproof but a pain to shit back up! I dont think Id be that desperate, I might just search for some crons in Australia (where im going)

I still think i might bring shit on the plane, but I am sketching Just Because I have to stop in LAX airport for 8 Fuckin Hours!!! I think it would be OK though, because honestly, i bet there are so many way more skethcy people at LAX with worst drugs, and the last thing a sniffer dog would be worried about is 2 grams of trees. quote



your going away for 4 weeks and only going to bring 2 grams. i wouldnt even making it out of the airport parking lot and that would be gone. lol
 
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dman92

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yeahh im only bringin 2 grams b/c any more would be pushing my luck!

not completely sure what im goin to do but if theres any AUSTRALIANS on this forum hook me upp!!!

my ass is on the line. literally!
 
smoke and coke

smoke and coke

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your best bet is when you get there try and find some. find out now what the locals call smoke in there area. i went to peurto rico and its called trees. so thats what i asked for. i got hooked up from the guy that carried our bags to the room.
i went to bonaire and they call it enjoynment.
its generally best to ask someone who works at the hotel your going to stay at.
or the bartender at a pub, a waitress . someone who is working is less likely to be the authorities. its better to know the local lingo or terms for MJ at the place your going.
 
Zig Zag Zane

Zig Zag Zane

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I brought almost a quarter oz from cali to maine! you guys its really not that hard, I wrote on this thread how I did it, and it worked so well I will always do it that way and I will do it everytime I fly...the simplest way is sealed really tight and good and between your cheeks...
 
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dman92

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Zig Zag Zane said:
I brought almost a quarter oz from cali to maine! you guys its really not that hard, I wrote on this thread how I did it, and it worked so well I will always do it that way and I will do it everytime I fly...the simplest way is sealed really tight and good and between your cheeks...
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your SURE about this. I am going to be in LAX airport for 8 hours, and if this is a guratneed foolproof way the balls it is
 
Zig Zag Zane

Zig Zag Zane

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Mysticlown150 said:
Between my ass cheeks? Lol why not just put it in your pocket like I did.
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thats ridiculous. You wanna take every precaution, I was lucky I didnt even get randomly selected, but then again even if I was selected nothing would have happened......and for the guy who asked if its fullproof...i dont know...it would take a lot to be so suspicious at the airport to the point where they take you to a room and dig in your asscheeks...and im not gonna gurantee that no one is getting caught, but when you think about it logically, IT IS the most fullproof way.
 
goten

goten

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EzGroW said:
id say compact budsthen put them in those small ballons or whatever u can find, , compact the bud as much as possible and swallow , only way id feel safe is if it was inside me and im not packing my suitcase. dont eat, swallow the baloons jump in the shower brush your teeth, freshen up puke em up later on the plane or even once past security and wash off and reswallow, ive seen dogs at the airport beefore and i wouldnt really want to risk it , but what do i know im just a high man with an idea, gotta start somewear lol worst that could happen is youd get a body buzz i assume, either way i dont want ne k9s snifin at my package
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fuck that man! swallowing the ballons could really fuck your shit up! if you really want to take some herb with you! id say fuck what people think bit the bullet! put that shit in a ballon and stick it up your ass! i know its gross but you got to do what you gotta do! i had to do some weekeands in jail a while back and i put some zanax in a ballon and stuck it up my ass and slept the whole weekend away! i know its gross but its safe! :peace:
 
blazintider

blazintider

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FYI.... I fly through Detroit 3-6 times a year and only see 1 drug dog at the fountain between A and B terminal. He is always by the fountain!! I don't fly w/ smoke though... If you don't have a state issued ID they pull you for a separate search, if you are indian, black, or arab you are 5 times as likely to be searched. Smokin weed is not worth the risk yall.... The FAA is fucking balls crazy yo! don't fuck with them. Find smoke once you land
 
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dman92

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blazintider said:
FYI.... I fly through Detroit 3-6 times a year and only see 1 drug dog at the fountain between A and B terminal. He is always by the fountain!! I don't fly w/ smoke though... If you don't have a state issued ID they pull you for a separate search, if you are indian, black, or arab you are 5 times as likely to be searched. Smokin weed is not worth the risk yall.... The FAA is fucking balls crazy yo! don't fuck with them. Find smoke once you land
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i'm pretty positive its illegal for dogs to be sniffing out in airports. they do choose people at random and bring them in for search, but dogs aren't just walkin the airports sniffin everyone out
 
blazintider

blazintider

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Dogs at airports may be trained to sniff various things. Hopefully the FAA finds explosives to be the most critical for dogs to sniff for but you can't trust the FAA and their management structure. Also, Imperical evidence like you being a foot away from a dog with weed in your pocket can not mitigate the fact that it costs money to train and work sniffing dogs. If the FAA pays to have these drugs out their sniffin, you better believe the dog will be doing just that: trying to find your stash. The dogs are there, they can smell weed and spot it if trained, so hold weight at your own risk.

I justify my actions illegal, or not, by risk/benefit analysis. If you are a patient that NEEDS cannabis for what ever prescribed need, your benefit of taking that risk would be higher than me who just likes to smoke recreationally.

People all have stories how they fought the law and won. But for every empirical example of someone subverting the system there is a story of some normal person who just got fucked by the long dick of the law.

I fucking hate the system and am all for trying to subvert it. But people we need to be smart and truly start to intelligently evaluate our illegal activities.

God willing within our lifetime, weed will be legal -but until that time; WE MUST BE SMART!

***Unless you are lucky enough to live in California!!! ENVY!!!!!!
 
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dman92

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blazintider said:
Dogs at airports may be trained to sniff various things. Hopefully the FAA finds explosives to be the most critical for dogs to sniff for but you can't trust the FAA and their management structure. Also, Imperical evidence like you being a foot away from a dog with weed in your pocket can not mitigate the fact that it costs money to train and work sniffing dogs. If the FAA pays to have these drugs out their sniffin, you better believe the dog will be doing just that: trying to find your stash. The dogs are there, they can smell weed and spot it if trained, so hold weight at your own risk.

I justify my actions illegal, or not, by risk/benefit analysis. If you are a patient that NEEDS cannabis for what ever prescribed need, your benefit of taking that risk would be higher than me who just likes to smoke recreationally.

People all have stories how they fought the law and won. But for every empirical example of someone subverting the system there is a story of some normal person who just got fucked by the long dick of the law.

I fucking hate the system and am all for trying to subvert it. But people we need to be smart and truly start to intelligently evaluate our illegal activities.

God willing within our lifetime, weed will be legal -but until that time; WE MUST BE SMART!

***Unless you are lucky enough to live in California!!! ENVY!!!!!!
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well put. . . i may just not bring weed at all
 
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