Bring Marijuana on an Airplane
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thomas232
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Have you ever flown with bud on you?
Splinter88
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thought about the consequences of getting caught with Herb on a plane. I've seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay...That's where your gonna end up son.
Just kidding, try the taping to the nutsack thing, and PLEASE let me know if it works cuz i will do it in the future if it does.
Just kidding, try the taping to the nutsack thing, and PLEASE let me know if it works cuz i will do it in the future if it does.
thomas232
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Well..
Looks like its up to me now.. I'm trying to think if theres any safer spot but I can't really think of any.
id say compact budsthen put them in those small ballons or whatever u can find, , compact the bud as much as possible and swallow , only way id feel safe is if it was inside me and im not packing my suitcase. dont eat, swallow the baloons jump in the shower brush your teeth, freshen up puke em up later on the plane or even once past security and wash off and reswallow, ive seen dogs at the airport beefore and i wouldnt really want to risk it , but what do i know im just a high man with an idea, gotta start somewear lol worst that could happen is youd get a body buzz i assume, either way i dont want ne k9s snifin at my package
headbandrocker
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This is gaurenteed to work<
Get 1 X condom Magnum
Fill with an ounce of your fav stash
Swallow condom full of meds
Bamn next day have some coffee badabing!
lol No really this is your best bet,tried and true:
Get 2 pair briefs {butt huggers}
Theres a pocket under the flap,put on pair # 1 and insert
vacume sealed ounce+- that thing will shrink
do that again inside 1 more vac bag
{dont let weed touch the outside of the bag!!}
Put the bag right under your taint in that little pocket under in thebtm of briefs
ACtually imbetween taint and balls...
Now ut on the second brief over
Bam
¬olol
Or mail it with same method,just make sure weed fingers dont touch outside of bag!
Good luck
Get 1 X condom Magnum
Fill with an ounce of your fav stash
Swallow condom full of meds
Bamn next day have some coffee badabing!
lol No really this is your best bet,tried and true:
Get 2 pair briefs {butt huggers}
Theres a pocket under the flap,put on pair # 1 and insert
vacume sealed ounce+- that thing will shrink
do that again inside 1 more vac bag
{dont let weed touch the outside of the bag!!}
Put the bag right under your taint in that little pocket under in thebtm of briefs
ACtually imbetween taint and balls...
Now ut on the second brief over
Bam
¬olol
Or mail it with same method,just make sure weed fingers dont touch outside of bag!
Good luck
jahman2222
New Member
In your asshole..If your into those kinda things
thomas232
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I'll pass on that.In your asshole..If your into those kinda things
I was thinking just double bag and tape it down below.
thomas232
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thanks..
honestly tho, I'm still trying to figure out if theres any better way to bring it with me..
>.>
post ur ideas ;D
HarvestFest2010
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I am a huge stoner, i freaked them out at JFK. My friend is a gun freak, and non smoker...go figure. Anyways he gave me his old bookbag which he failed to tell me he used it to carry all the guns and ammo into the shooting range. Well then i had it for a month and got pot residue and smell....NOTHING GREEN 
Thank God. So much attension they felt they had to get me for something. Plus i was traveling light on short business. They took me aside in this small glass box. They swabbed my bookbag and freaked all out and man it was a mess. I ended up having to get a later flight and try to explain to about 8 people why there was a halt to a huge job, and why i wasn't on the next flight.......and on, and why i couldn;t call them all...... So keep in mind what you are doing. I WAS NOT CARRYING ANY DOPE! It was the little bits that fall out of cashed bowls and build in the seems. I am sure that they look at nuts of all thing. Just think if it were your job. If you have reall small or real big nuts, i would just put it in your pocket and make believe it were snack.
Thank God. So much attension they felt they had to get me for something. Plus i was traveling light on short business. They took me aside in this small glass box. They swabbed my bookbag and freaked all out and man it was a mess. I ended up having to get a later flight and try to explain to about 8 people why there was a halt to a huge job, and why i wasn't on the next flight.......and on, and why i couldn;t call them all...... So keep in mind what you are doing. I WAS NOT CARRYING ANY DOPE! It was the little bits that fall out of cashed bowls and build in the seems. I am sure that they look at nuts of all thing. Just think if it were your job. If you have reall small or real big nuts, i would just put it in your pocket and make believe it were snack.
jahman2222
New Member
Like someother people said. Put it in a condom and swallow and puke it up later, or go through your shit.. Its been done before. Ive seen in live in action. Thats probly your safest way
thomas232
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Honestly.
I would never stick ANYTHING in my ass.
I'm probably just going to tape it to the inside of my pants or something..
This airport that im flying out of is very very small...
I'm just worried about if theres going to be drug dogs in detroit.
LiEBE420
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oh dude you dont have to think too hard about it. you know that stuff i forget what its called "plastic wrap" or something. it clings to everything? u know? use that and then bag it and tape it. trust me people talk of dogs and shit. .05 percent chance of that. easy breezy lemon squeezy
headbandrocker
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Thats awsome..
Dood put in the underwear pouch for .5 to 14 grams no wories,there not allowed to touch your beans,go buy a vaccume sealer use it and return it to bedbathbeyond etc,easy.
Dont ever put it in bagage,always keep it on you.
I knowof folkes who bring lbs on the plane,your good with a few bowls.
I also have seen my buddy mail himself a oz of his buba kush to hawaii so it was there waitin for him,the trick is vaccume sealed bags straight up,otherwise when your balls get waarm the airplane will smell like dank
good luck,dont even sweat it