Ozumoz66
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Hopefully not another puncture wound. This little horror was the only one to draw blood by biting. Tiny horror- nailed it!
Blaze & Daze
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PopeCrisco
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The Church of the Sacred Capybara wishes to extend its heartfelt desire that you are blessed with kindness and humor this Thursday.
Your Potentate Pope Crisco escaped inertia of a soft bed and got 2.7 miles of steps with the boxer this windy morning in OKC.
The morning doink and the first cup of coffee are hitting like mellow gold, but I can hear the icelandic inspired wailing of my anxiety in the distance.
If anyone has a easy 12 step or less process to go from lowly religious leader/IT support tech to modern garden hermit, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
In the meantime enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.
Your Potentate Pope Crisco escaped inertia of a soft bed and got 2.7 miles of steps with the boxer this windy morning in OKC.
The morning doink and the first cup of coffee are hitting like mellow gold, but I can hear the icelandic inspired wailing of my anxiety in the distance.
If anyone has a easy 12 step or less process to go from lowly religious leader/IT support tech to modern garden hermit, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
In the meantime enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.
BobBitchen
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I once had a cat bite that required two separate hospital visits
PopeCrisco
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Thank you for expanding my vocabulary.
Damn, that sounds like it hurt. Where did it get yaI once had a cat bite that required two separate hospital visits
raratt
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We called motorcycle riders that wore that organ donors.
Mornin.
Jimski
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Sometimes we all do really stupid stuff. going down on a scooter does not qualify as stupid nor does riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Both are choices that can wind up with a bad outcome.
Riding anymore is more dangerous than at any time I have ever rode. The introduction of cell phones has killed more riders than alcohol year after year. Ford finally stopped enabling a lot of apps while in gear but some manufacturers do not seem to care.
The hight of my stupidity culminated in a high speed race because some dude at the gamming store would not stfu. On and on about his Lotus that he modified.
First of all if your lotus has a Toyota power plant I laugh at you and your " lotus" Evora. Dude said he was pushing 525Hp and I called BS. Not with a 2gr-fe V6 and well we started at I would pay for the rack time for dyno but he decided he would rather race. Ok I said I have a Modified Honda 4 cylinder and let say we do the 275 loop.
275 is the longest route that circled an American City at about 84 miles. It goes through 3 states and is my go to bid when people want to race.
Ok was. This story is almost 20 years old and I would not choose to duplicate this event.
We chose a nice June day early in the morning. We met at the gaming store where our $1000.oo checks had been posted to a BBs. winner take all. One guy goes clockwise one guy goes counter.
I delayed my arrival until I was sure everybody was present. Then I rolled in.
1999 CBR 1100xx highly modified. Pulled into the lot and ripped the throttle. Got me a nice wee wee wee wee as it bounced off the limiter. A slight throttle blip and the excess fuel in the cans do a nice whoooomp. Damn thing idled at 3800 with the cam advance setup. Overheated in traffic over 80 degrees and I could never fix that.
Anyways he calls foul. I reminded him that we wrote down exactly what we was gunna run. I had clearly stated 4 cylinder Honda and him thinking it was a civic well thats just on him.
He says the bet is off and the game store manager who was just as sick of his shit as everyone else reminded him that we gave our prefilled checks to him to hold and if he dont run it is a loss.
He dicided he is going to run against me. I guess a $1000 bucks means something to some people. Ok lets do this .
My run of the 275 loop took 37 minues and averaged about 137 miles per hour. my power commander showed a top speed of 155 mph ( my top due to tire selection ) and stayed at top for 9 minutes. I spent most of the time in the safety lane on the high speed line. traffic at 6:55 am was very light and a perfect day.
My competition got a ticket in Montgumery and came back.
Back at the game store I announced a 40k tourney with prizes for the next month. Paid list for a bunch of 40K boxes for prizes and even ordered pizza. Manager of store happy jerkface stopped with the B S for a few months.
Riding anymore is more dangerous than at any time I have ever rode. The introduction of cell phones has killed more riders than alcohol year after year. Ford finally stopped enabling a lot of apps while in gear but some manufacturers do not seem to care.
The hight of my stupidity culminated in a high speed race because some dude at the gamming store would not stfu. On and on about his Lotus that he modified.
First of all if your lotus has a Toyota power plant I laugh at you and your " lotus" Evora. Dude said he was pushing 525Hp and I called BS. Not with a 2gr-fe V6 and well we started at I would pay for the rack time for dyno but he decided he would rather race. Ok I said I have a Modified Honda 4 cylinder and let say we do the 275 loop.
275 is the longest route that circled an American City at about 84 miles. It goes through 3 states and is my go to bid when people want to race.
Ok was. This story is almost 20 years old and I would not choose to duplicate this event.
We chose a nice June day early in the morning. We met at the gaming store where our $1000.oo checks had been posted to a BBs. winner take all. One guy goes clockwise one guy goes counter.
I delayed my arrival until I was sure everybody was present. Then I rolled in.
1999 CBR 1100xx highly modified. Pulled into the lot and ripped the throttle. Got me a nice wee wee wee wee as it bounced off the limiter. A slight throttle blip and the excess fuel in the cans do a nice whoooomp. Damn thing idled at 3800 with the cam advance setup. Overheated in traffic over 80 degrees and I could never fix that.
Anyways he calls foul. I reminded him that we wrote down exactly what we was gunna run. I had clearly stated 4 cylinder Honda and him thinking it was a civic well thats just on him.
He says the bet is off and the game store manager who was just as sick of his shit as everyone else reminded him that we gave our prefilled checks to him to hold and if he dont run it is a loss.
He dicided he is going to run against me. I guess a $1000 bucks means something to some people. Ok lets do this .
My run of the 275 loop took 37 minues and averaged about 137 miles per hour. my power commander showed a top speed of 155 mph ( my top due to tire selection ) and stayed at top for 9 minutes. I spent most of the time in the safety lane on the high speed line. traffic at 6:55 am was very light and a perfect day.
My competition got a ticket in Montgumery and came back.
Back at the game store I announced a 40k tourney with prizes for the next month. Paid list for a bunch of 40K boxes for prizes and even ordered pizza. Manager of store happy jerkface stopped with the B S for a few months.
tyler.durden
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Yep. My brother calls his bikes donorcycles...
tyler.durden
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I once had a cat bite that required two separate hospital visits
DCcan
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My serial killer cat tried to kill everyone when he was young.I once had a cat bite that required two separate hospital visits
He had fangs like Dracula, and was a jumper.
Tried to bite thru my daughter's skull, because thats what cats do...
Jumped my father from the top of the stairs and put 4 huge holes in his calf and got infected.
Dad was scared of that cat, always fed him, lol.
He was attached to my arm trying to eat it, couldn't get him off. Then he did it to my leg..once.
Jumped someone else from the roof, but just being friendly, lol. Guy thought a raccoon attacked him.
Hook Daddy
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Just wanted to jump in and say hi, I’ve been away working and life is just crazy, but one thing I missed was checking in here, glad to be back for a bit. At least I have someone to look after things when I’m gone, I’m very thankful for that. I’m not going to go back the last 25 pages to see what I missed, at least tonight, but I had a crazy cat that would climb right up my leg and back then rest on my shoulder when I was in shorts and flip flops. Love to sit on my shoulder when I cooked, what a pain in the ass. I miss that cat.
Jeffislovinlife
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Coffee to all may you have a great day and a better night 
tyler.durden
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Night better a and day great a have you may all to coffee
Ima fit 4 of these fuckers on a page before Jeff does. Watch...
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Ima fit 4 of these fuckers on a page before Jeff does. Watch...
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Dboybudz
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Yea we been gone, weather came in, thanks for the laugh that was good
PopeCrisco
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Ozumoz66
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There's a local children's adventure park that has some farm animals, rides, peddle cars, mazes, zip lines, etc. In the fall they used to launch pumpkins with a trebuchet. They've now upgraded to an air cannon, that draws quite the crowd, watching pumpkins fly.
