Blaze & Daze

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Well, it's finally happened. It got so slow around here that Jeff's repetitive daily coffee wishes racked up 3 on the same page. Holy shit. I believe this is the first sign of the apocalypse...
 
Well, it's finally happened. It got so slow around here that Jeff's repetitive daily coffee wishes racked up 3 on the same page. Holy shit. I believe this is the first sign of the apocalypse...

Even the sock puppets are wandering.

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I crashed my ebike for the first time on Monday afternoon. I was going 30mph around a relatively sharp turn and I didn't see a patch of loose gravel lying there. My bike started to slide out and drift so I turned my front wheel into it like they do in motocross, and when the gravel patch ended my tires caught the asphalt and the bike ended its lean abruptly to catapult me in the opposite direction. I flew several feet and tucked and rolled, luckily into grass. I fucked myself up, right leg and left arm had large knots that I first thought were broken bone sticking up. Got home and cleaned and bandaged the wounds, and put on ice packs to relieve the swelling. Woke up the next few days even more sore than than the previous day, I'm sure you guys know how that is. Fortunately, my saddle bags absorbed almost all the impact to my bike, so the bike was still in great shape, even though the bags themselves were trashed. Oh, well. Coulda been much worse. So I'm healing up this week so I can get back out there soon. If you ride on two wheels, it is just part of the game. Worth it...
 
I crashed my ebike for the first time on Monday afternoon. I was going 30mph around a relatively sharp turn and I didn't see a patch of loose gravel lying there. My bike started to slide out and drift so I turned my front wheel into it like they do in motocross, and when the gravel patch ended my tires caught the asphalt and the bike ended its lean abruptly to catapult me in the opposite direction. I flew several feet and tucked and rolled, luckily into grass. I fucked myself up, right leg and left arm had large knots that I first thought were broken bone sticking up. Got home and cleaned and bandaged the wounds, and put on ice packs to relieve the swelling. Woke up the next few days even more sore than than the previous day, I'm sure you guys know how that is. Fortunately, my saddle bags absorbed almost all the impact to my bike, so the bike was still in great shape, even though the bags themselves were trashed. Oh, well. Coulda been much worse. So I'm healing up this week so I can get back out there soon. If you ride on two wheels, it is just part of the game. Worth it...

Ugh, know that feeling too well, when gravity goes wrong.
Despite that, I still wanta ebike with turbo boost and an air horn. Worth it...
 
I crashed my ebike for the first time on Monday afternoon. I was going 30mph around a relatively sharp turn and I didn't see a patch of loose gravel lying there. My bike started to slide out and drift so I turned my front wheel into it like they do in motocross, and when the gravel patch ended my tires caught the asphalt and the bike ended its lean abruptly to catapult me in the opposite direction. I flew several feet and tucked and rolled, luckily into grass. I fucked myself up, right leg and left arm had large knots that I first thought were broken bone sticking up. Got home and cleaned and bandaged the wounds, and put on ice packs to relieve the swelling. Woke up the next few days even more sore than than the previous day, I'm sure you guys know how that is. Fortunately, my saddle bags absorbed almost all the impact to my bike, so the bike was still in great shape, even though the bags themselves were trashed. Oh, well. Coulda been much worse. So I'm healing up this week so I can get back out there soon. If you ride on two wheels, it is just part of the game. Worth it...

We used to call that a "High side" but I guess today it would be the bike telling you to GTFOM !

 
I crashed my ebike for the first time on Monday afternoon. I was going 30mph around a relatively sharp turn and I didn't see a patch of loose gravel lying there. My bike started to slide out and drift so I turned my front wheel into it like they do in motocross, and when the gravel patch ended my tires caught the asphalt and the bike ended its lean abruptly to catapult me in the opposite direction. I flew several feet and tucked and rolled, luckily into grass. I fucked myself up, right leg and left arm had large knots that I first thought were broken bone sticking up. Got home and cleaned and bandaged the wounds, and put on ice packs to relieve the swelling. Woke up the next few days even more sore than than the previous day, I'm sure you guys know how that is. Fortunately, my saddle bags absorbed almost all the impact to my bike, so the bike was still in great shape, even though the bags themselves were trashed. Oh, well. Coulda been much worse. So I'm healing up this week so I can get back out there soon. If you ride on two wheels, it is just part of the game. Worth it...
Wow, that’s terrible. I’m glad you’re going to be ok. You never know what’s around the corner. That’s freaky you thought your bones were sticking out! I can just imagine how terrifying that must have felt. What a relief you have large saddlebags to absorb the shock.
I just got a new bike and got out for the first time today for a 14 mile loop ride around the Columbia River. Very nice morning .
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Fortunately in all my years of riding and being stupid I never did that move, somehow. I have laid a bike down more than once.

Yeah, I've laid down every one of my bikes and scooters. I don't mind that too much. I thought that's what was going to happen this time. I didn't even know high side crashes were physically possible, it really was like the bike was sentient and just wanted to buck me off like a horse. So strange.
 
Yeah, I've laid down every one of my bikes and scooters. I don't mind that too much. I thought that's what was going to happen this time. I didn't even know high side crashes were physically possible, it really was like the bike was sentient and just wanted to buck me off like a horse. So strange.
I know the feeling well, sliding along knowing you're gonna find some road rash pretty quick & suddenly you're FLYING !
 
A couple weeks back I came around a turn and saw a new toyota tacoma on its side. It was dry pavement mostly. But the freeze/thaw can get you. The melt water that was running over the road the day before froze in the am. Their truck came around a dry turn only to hit the ice at the second half of the turn......went sideways then hit the dry pavement again. The truck was pretty far down the road where it came to a rest on its side. It definitely went over a time or two also. Looked like the lady was pretty shaken up. Lucky.....a few more turns down the road she would have went into the river.
 
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