Best one liner

Indagrow · Jan 28, 2017

Haven't had pussy since pussy had you

Do you like my watch? *place dick on wrist*

lokie · Jan 28, 2017

You KNOW that's the fucking side of the menu don't you?

Walterwhiter · Jan 28, 2017

"I'll rub your shoulders".....

Married life...

WeedFreak78 · Jan 28, 2017

Wanna fuck a really nice guy? No? Wanna blow an asshole?

Karah · Jan 28, 2017

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Never had a garbanzo bean on my face

Karah · Jan 28, 2017

tyler.durden said:
My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?

One liner or offer?

420God · Jan 28, 2017

"Get in the van and no one has to get hurt."

^works every time.

Jimmyjonestoo · Jan 28, 2017

Wanna smoke a joint?

neosapien · Jan 28, 2017

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

farmerfischer · Jan 28, 2017

Karah said:
One liner or offer?

She wants it in the butt

mo841 · Jan 28, 2017

What will you do for this coke?

You would think this shit is a klondike bar they do so much for it.

farmerfischer · Jan 28, 2017

Two bikers walk into a bar.
One needs stitches.

qwizoking · Jan 28, 2017

They don't call em snow bunnies for nothing.

Best one liner is a deuce of pearl

Walterwhiter · Jan 28, 2017

"I've recently had an std screening....care too here the results?"

farmerfischer · Jan 28, 2017

@Karah
Fisting. .

Lmao!!

Walterwhiter · Jan 28, 2017

"I don't usually share needles...but for you! I'm willing to make an exception!"

"I'd like to watch you squat over a hammmm."

jerryb73 · Jan 28, 2017

farmerfischer said:
@Karah
Fisting. .

Lmao!!

That's a " one worder" lol

farmerfischer · Jan 28, 2017

I'm on my last day of data on this card so I can't post any troll memes.

farmerfischer · Jan 28, 2017

jerryb73 said:
That's a " one worder" lol

She was in the fishing thread. She'll get it

Karah · Jan 28, 2017

farmerfischer said:
@Karah
Fisting. .

Lmao!!

I read that thread title so wrong lmao