Best one liner

[Karah]

Give me your best one liner.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and your husband?

Bout 45 minutes

Baaaa dummm psssst

 

[neosapien]

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[twostrokenut]

Used to do drugs, still do; but I used to too.

 

[Indacouch]

Fuck her rite in the pussy !!!

 

[tyler.durden]

Give me your best one liner.

The difference between your boyfriend and your husband is about 45 minutes..

Baaaa dummm psssst

My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?

 

[Bublonichronic]

Does this napkin smell like Cloroform ?

 

[Bublonichronic]

You stole my heart, that's ok tho I have another one in the fridge at home

 

[StonedFarmer]

I like cats

^.^

 

[Bublonichronic]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and face planted the cement

 

[Chef420]

My brain was itchy so I though of sandpaper.

 

[Bublonichronic]

Do you have any STDs?...want some ?

 

[Bublonichronic]

did you know canned cat food is healthier than most people food

 

[Bublonichronic]

I got genital warts and they buzz when I pee!

 

[Bublonichronic]

the toilets clogged, you think it's cause I shit my pants and flushed my underwear ?

 

[StonedFarmer]

^ meth much?

 

[Bublonichronic]

No Stims for me, so wrong again, but funny common from a guy who's post are unreadable 90% the time :/

 

[StonedFarmer]

No Stims for me, so wrong again, but funny common from a guy who's post are unreadable 90% the time :/

A little defensive aren't we?

You posted quad posts, carry on

 

[StonedFarmer]

No Stims for me, so wrong again, but funny common from a guy who's post are unreadable 90% the time :/

Coming*

Also where does spelling or cohérence come into play?

Fuck off m8

 

[Jaybodankly]

Last time you got some ass was when your finger tore thru the toilet paper.

 

[Nugachino]

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass.