bernie sanders: regressive

UncleBuck said:

huffington post is like drudge, except they have a pulitzer while drudge is a laughing stock.

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SouthCross said:

Rich people giving each other awards and you continue to eat it up.

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UncleBuck said:

you get your news from fucking infowars.

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SouthCross said:

Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door.

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UncleBuck said:

NOPE IT'S ALL CNN BS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO SELL ME MY MALE VITALITY PILLS AND PALLETS OF IODINE PILLS SAID SO

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SouthCross said:

And Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door. He's going to be home choking the monkey, spanking the chicken.

Forget that bitch. She messed up. He could be president. Run all the deals. Then he could pardon the dumb ass. Wouldn't even have to pay bail.

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srh88 said:

why are you so upset?

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UncleBuck said:

he is all out of healing onions and vitality lemons.

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this is seriously the "news" he consumes. basically one big advertisement for magical beanstalks.

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srh88 said:

well i sure as fuck dont want a super bug. that sounds super serious. where do i buy ancient onions?

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UncleBuck said:

woah, buddy. you can't just buy any super healing onion from the grocery store. you need to buy the three pack from me for $23.99 plus shipping.

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srh88 said:

but are they ancient?

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UncleBuck said:

well you'll just have to buy my secret onion divining rod for $49.99 if you want to find out.

the onion divining rod also cures cancer and gives you the largest erections legally allowed by the USDA though, so it is a value.

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srh88 said:

i am seriously interested but i with an offer like that i cant have you sell out of product before @ArcticGranite gets his first

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UncleBuck said:

i seriously don't know how these people aren't run off from sheer embarrassment when they set themselves up for humiliation like this.

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srh88 said:

i have no idea... even @Flaming Pie and @analexcess ran off

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UncleBuck said:

pie still checks back in all the time but never posts. must be tired from all the winning. and rat harboring.

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srh88 said:

i like to check her twitter from time to time. shes winning so much.

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