Beautiful

PetFlora

PetFlora

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The teacher called on little Johnie to use the word "Beautiful" in a sentence.

Johnnie had already noticed that the teacher was wearing a figure flattering new dress and said "Teacher, that dress looks beautiful on you... fucking beautiful
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
This is the sort of stuff that gives my neck hairs a woody.

[video=youtube;vPW7ZqtW5U4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPW7ZqtW5U4[/video]
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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The thing is, helicopters are different from planes. An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or by a deliberately incompetent pilot, it will fly. A helicopter does not want to fly. It is maintained in the air by a variety of forces and controls working in opposition to each other, and if there is any disturbance in this delicate balance the helicopter stops flying; immediately and disastrously. There is no such thing as a gliding helicopter.

This is why being a helicopter pilot is so different from being an airplane pilot, and why in generality, airplane pilots are open, clear-eyed, buoyant extroverts and helicopter pilots are brooding introspective anticipators of trouble. They know if something bad has not happened it is about to. ~ Harry Reasoner, 1971.

This is my Squadron...



 
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silasraven

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hydrotech364 said:
The thing is, helicopters are different from planes. An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or by a deliberately incompetent pilot, it will fly. A helicopter does not want to fly. It is maintained in the air by a variety of forces and controls working in opposition to each other, and if there is any disturbance in this delicate balance the helicopter stops flying; immediately and disastrously. There is no such thing as a gliding helicopter.

This is why being a helicopter pilot is so different from being an airplane pilot, and why in generality, airplane pilots are open, clear-eyed, buoyant extroverts and helicopter pilots are brooding introspective anticipators of trouble. They know if something bad has not happened it is about to. ~ Harry Reasoner, 1971.

This is my Squadron...
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yeah thanks for saving us from a gunman in a shipyard- highly sarcastic.
 
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