Aussie Growers Thread

2easy

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so how many other grown adults in here still live in fear of their mother.... or is it just me?
my mum is a fucking nazi, she is visiting tomorrow. i have spent the whole day cleaning every nook and cranny of this house. not a speck of dust to be seen. even the inside of the oven is clean. all the lawns mowed and looking mint. entire grow op will be dismantled tonight. the plants take a trip in the van to a mates place until she is gone.

fuck its a lot of effort but if i pass the inspection i wont see her again for another 6 months. if she gets wind of something suspicious she will be up my arse with a magnifying glass
 

Bongsmoke420

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so how many other grown adults in here still live in fear of their mother.... or is it just me?
my mum is a fucking nazi, she is visiting tomorrow. i have spent the whole day cleaning every nook and cranny of this house. not a speck of dust to be seen. even the inside of the oven is clean. all the lawns mowed and looking mint. entire grow op will be dismantled tonight. the plants take a trip in the van to a mates place until she is gone.

fuck its a lot of effort but if i pass the inspection i wont see her again for another 6 months. if she gets wind of something suspicious she will be up my arse with a magnifying glass
Woah I feel your pain bro, my mum would not approve if she found out I was growing, i don’t know what she would do if she found out, she’s my neighbour so it be kinda hard to hide things if she got a whiff of something fishy.... when she comes over to play with my boy, there’s a little ducking and weaving but I think she got no clue.... she knows I smoke weed and I grew weed in her backyard one year and it’s actually funny my family joke about me growing weed out in the bush somewhere
 

Papasmurf99

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so how many other grown adults in here still live in fear of their mother.... or is it just me?
my mum is a fucking nazi, she is visiting tomorrow. i have spent the whole day cleaning every nook and cranny of this house. not a speck of dust to be seen. even the inside of the oven is clean. all the lawns mowed and looking mint. entire grow op will be dismantled tonight. the plants take a trip in the van to a mates place until she is gone.

fuck its a lot of effort but if i pass the inspection i wont see her again for another 6 months. if she gets wind of something suspicious she will be up my arse with a magnifying glass
Wait, why is your mum inspecting your house?
 

jzs147

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so how many other grown adults in here still live in fear of their mother.... or is it just me?
my mum is a fucking nazi, she is visiting tomorrow. i have spent the whole day cleaning every nook and cranny of this house. not a speck of dust to be seen. even the inside of the oven is clean. all the lawns mowed and looking mint. entire grow op will be dismantled tonight. the plants take a trip in the van to a mates place until she is gone.

fuck its a lot of effort but if i pass the inspection i wont see her again for another 6 months. if she gets wind of something suspicious she will be up my arse with a magnifying glass

Fuck that man I respect an love my mum. But I just say my house my rules.
 

giglewigle

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so how many other grown adults in here still live in fear of their mother.... or is it just me?
my mum is a fucking nazi, she is visiting tomorrow. i have spent the whole day cleaning every nook and cranny of this house. not a speck of dust to be seen. even the inside of the oven is clean. all the lawns mowed and looking mint. entire grow op will be dismantled tonight. the plants take a trip in the van to a mates place until she is gone.

fuck its a lot of effort but if i pass the inspection i wont see her again for another 6 months. if she gets wind of something suspicious she will be up my arse with a magnifying glass
I more scared of my mum manipulating a situation n getting me committed
 

2easy

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Wait, why is your mum inspecting your house?
Well she just cares about me basically.

Its a long story but last time i was growing i was still married but it wasnt working. I wasnt dealing with living in that situation very well.

I was on the coke pretty well everyday and The weed was funding my coke habit. To say i lost the plot a little might be an understatement

Basically now she just wants to make sure im on the straight and narrow and i would say shes probably justified considering.
 

Papasmurf99

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Well she just cares about me basically.

Its a long story but last time i was growing i was still married but it wasnt working. I wasnt dealing with living in that situation very well.

I was on the coke pretty well everyday and The weed was funding my coke habit. To say i lost the plot a little might be an understatement

Basically now she just wants to make sure im on the straight and narrow and i would say shes probably justified considering.
Unless she owned the house or paid my rent for me I wouldn't be havin none of that lol. But that's me, maybe you need that help to keep on the straight mate no shame in that. Seems risky to me moving plants like that though man, rbt and u gunna have some splainin' to do haha.
 

2easy

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Unless she owned the house or paid my rent for me I wouldn't be havin none of that lol. But that's me, maybe you need that help to keep on the straight mate no shame in that. Seems risky to me moving plants like that though man, rbt and u gunna have some splainin' to do haha.
Lol im probably just a mummies boy and i dont want to dissapoint her again.

There is the risk of rbt i suppose but i know all the points they set up around here. Pretty easy to avoid. I back my mates van right in the shed and load up. Then it goes and sits in his yard for a day. Its really no biggie. Done it plenty if times.
 

2easy

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Clean that bottom tray haha. Your as bad as me

Haha thats the other bonus. Iw ill clean everything. Didnt take long to pull down. Set back up will be pretty easy to.

Wouldnt pass a real search but its enough if her or my brother poke there head in the shed they wont see anything growing which is all i need. My brother thinks hes a super sleuth and loves catching me out anytime he can. The cunts 40 and still living with mum. Still loves dobbing on me
 

jzs147

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Haha thats the other bonus. Iw ill clean everything. Didnt take long to pull down. Set back up will be pretty easy to.

Wouldnt pass a real search but its enough if her or my brother poke there head in the shed they wont see anything growing which is all i need. My brother thinks hes a super sleuth and loves catching me out anytime he can. The cunts 40 and still living with mum. Still loves dobbing on me
Fkn hell punch that cunt in the mouth
 
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