Anyone still have a home phone?

Uncle Reefer

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Of course I do .How else will I be able to keep in touch with random scammers from India. Always brightens my day.
 

ANC

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I love the fuckers who pretend to phone from Microsoft. Ask them to hold, then just put the phone down, where they can hear a little noise from you going on about your business, otherwise, they think the line went dead and hang up. After 3 minutes or so, tell them you are nearly done, rinse and repeat.
 

TacoMac

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We ditched ours about 8 years ago. We got sick and tired of subsidizing the telemarketing industry.
 

Indacouch

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If so, why?
I am legal guardian of my older sis who is handicap.....I have a land line connected to an old black rotary phone on my desk .....same number since my parents first got married....gotta be close to 50 years ....it's 522-7..........wait that's probably not necessary......it never ever rings and my sis has a cell phone and can use it with no issues ......so basically it's totally pointless except my mother who passed when we were young loved that number because of how easy it was to remember......I should call it for fun.
 

curious2garden

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I keep one for collect calls, just in case.
Damn, thanks I had no clue! Gotta memorize the neighbors number!

I am legal guardian of my older sis who is handicap.....I have a land line connected to an old black rotary phone on my desk .....same number since my parents first got married....gotta be close to 50 years ....it's 522-7..........wait that's probably not necessary......it never ever rings and my sis has a cell phone and can use it with no issues ......so basically it's totally pointless except my mother who passed when we were young loved that number because of how easy it was to remember......I should call it for fun.
Well it could be valuable in an emergency.
 

TacoMac

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Who here remembers the 3 number party line?
I remember *69

And not just the tune by REM.

And call waiting. God damn, I hated that shit. Refused to have it on my phone. Somebody would call me, talk 2 seconds and then say, "Hang on...gotta call on the other line" and flip over.

I'd hang up on their ass.

They'd call me back: Why'd you hang up?
I'd say, "You called me, not the other way around. You put me on hold after you call me, then the call couldn't have been that damn important, so I'm not wasting my fucking time listening to your dead air."

Lost a couple friends over that...but to this day, if you call me and ask me to hold, I hang the fuck up.

Just call back when you have to time to say what's on your mind. Stop wasting my time with your bullshit.
 
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