Seriously now man.... When people give you advice, accept it. Nobody (except Mr Sunshine) wants you to grow dirt weed or pull 3 grams a plant. And he wouldn't either, except for the fact that you come off as disrespectful when your offered advice.
Do some research on what these guys tell you, and stop bitching about your yeild. My current grow is 9 plants and ill probably get less than a half oz total.
No go buy some animal repellant, a praying mantis nest and spider eggs to keep the bugs and animals out of your crop.