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What day does the chicken hate the most ?



Fry day!

A man sat and watched the news with his cute, blonde girlfriend. The news anchor reported, "Two Brazilian skydivers fell to their deaths when their parachutes failed to open..." The blonde burst into an uncontrollable, desperate crying fit. The man, perplexed by this seemingly disproportionate display of emotion, dutifully patted her back and said, 'It's okay, babe. It'll be okay'. The blonde replied through her tears, 'but it's just so HORRIBLE! How many is in a Brazilian again?'

What did Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both came on little white crackers.