about to kill roomate

Kick his ass sea bass!!!!!!

robert 14617 said:

its his place you need to get out on your own , if you were here and bitched about anything i did you and you're little bitch plant would be on the curve , it still sucks he clipped a bud before it was ripe

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as i said earlier, we both pay for everything 50/50. The reason his name is on the lease only is long story but ends with me popping up out of no where to help his poor ass out when he signed a 12 month lease by himself that he cant afford.

But yea. def not cool to cut the bud before its ripe.

Next he'll be into your wallet or your girlfriend.

Let everyone know that he steals from friends, put a lock on your shit and don't let him have anything to do with your plants (or your GF).
I would advise against bashing him though. It will only make things worse.

Rule #49 "Don't shit in your own backyard".
A rule your friend should stick to too.

manta said:

as i said earlier, we both pay for everything 50/50. The reason his name is on the lease only is long story but ends with me popping up out of no where to help his poor ass out when he signed a 12 month lease by himself that he cant afford.

But yea. def not cool to cut the bud before its ripe.

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Your helping him out, even more reason to kick his ass.

manta said:

so after i told my roomate not to try any of the bud he decides to go behind my back while im not at the house, snip a piece off, about 1g. This is when the plant is only 6 weeks into flowering (if that). This is a northern lights grow. Anyway, then he decides to put the piece of bud (totally immature bud) in some aluminum foil in a drawer in his room. I find the bud all wet and gross with nothing trimmed and a bunch of foliar leaves all over. I have not even started flushing the plant or adding molasses. Mind you, i have told him everything about what i am going to do (flushing, molasses blah, blah). I told him not to go up during dark times. guess what he does? yup. and then snips the bud off. So i am about to kill him. He even asked me if he could snip a piece off, i told him to go buy an 8th and chill for like 2-3 more weeks. but nooooooo. So now i am going to kill him. please convince me not to.

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Tell him you'll snip off his cock while he sleeps if he snips off any of your girls again! Also I think your math is waaay off.... An 8th wont keep anyone covered for 2-3 weeks....

manta said:

so after i told my roomate not to try any of the bud he decides to go behind my back while im not at the house, snip a piece off, about 1g. This is when the plant is only 6 weeks into flowering (if that). This is a northern lights grow. Anyway, then he decides to put the piece of bud (totally immature bud) in some aluminum foil in a drawer in his room. I find the bud all wet and gross with nothing trimmed and a bunch of foliar leaves all over. I have not even started flushing the plant or adding molasses. Mind you, i have told him everything about what i am going to do (flushing, molasses blah, blah). I told him not to go up during dark times. guess what he does? yup. and then snips the bud off. So i am about to kill him. He even asked me if he could snip a piece off, i told him to go buy an 8th and chill for like 2-3 more weeks. but nooooooo. So now i am going to kill him. please convince me not to.

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No wait I got it. Every time He snips off one of your girls buds you snip off teh power cord to one of his favorite devices... xbox, ps3, plasma tv... until he learns.

tardis said:

Tell him you'll snip off his cock while he sleeps if he snips off any of your girls again! Also I think your math is waaay off.... An 8th wont keep anyone covered for 2-3 weeks....

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Well, i only smoke on the weekends because it gets me too stupid for school, (so far a got good grades, Gome). So he usually only smokes on weekends.

Anyway, as far how long an 8th lasts, well, a gram of uncurred, shit-dried, unmatured shit weed wont last any period of time. And that 1 gram probably would be about 3-4 grams when the plant would be finished.

theexpress said:

piss on his bed !!!!!!!!!!!1

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was about to say piss in his closet.

just move his xbox/ps3/guitar/whatever hes attached to into your room and whehn he asks where it is jus say something along the lines of " yeah its annoying when ppl just take your shit without asking isnt it?"

Do it. Then watch a bunch of CSI next to the dead body so you know the ropes.. then take the body to a 1-hour photo and take pics with it, after cleaning it up of course duhh.. after developing the pictures make a photo album and date the Pictures TWO days before. .(dunn dunnn dunnnnn) then nicely place that album on his bed.. then simply call dominos. hop in the shower leave the body near open door with a tape player looping a recording of "PLEASE COME IN" then once the pizza boy enters you BASH THEM ON THE HEAD with a MAGLIGHT because you saw the commercial of the truck running over it when you were a kid and knew it would do the job.. .then you call the police and while you await you begin brainstorming your story.. . to be continued.. .

Serapis said:

This thread is full of hate and i hate to see that. Sure the roommate fucked up, but in this economy, be glad you got one, especially one that is cool with keeping your secret.

He fucked up, give him a chance to apologize and make amends. I have to wonder, how you found a one G piece in foil? Did you go into his room? If so, why? It sounds like two people in that house have a little growing up to do.

Go ahead and bitch slap him, and watch what happens to your grow and your freedom.

I would have a long and frank discussion, advising him that you can't live with a thief, even if it is only a plant, and that he'll need to show you better respect in the future. Friends don't come easy now a days, like they did in the past when we all went to school and shit. If you even remotely like this guy, handle it like an adult and all will be good. Most of the responses in this thread are just goading you to take action that may have severe repurcusions.

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"Be glad you've got a room mate" my ass.

The only time I've had your problems is when other people knew I was growing. Don't tell anyone about your operation. You don't know how fucked up you could get. A buddy of mine got his throat cut and died because his cousins wanted his 400 plants. The fucking plants were not even in full bloom.

You are smart to grow but not smart to let some retard know about your operation. One thing for sure is your room mate is a retard. Distance yourself from him. Move out find another place to live. Grow in a PC case in your room and keep the door locked.

No matter how you slice it you've got security problems and he probably knows he's got you by the balls....now how does that make you feel.

I allowed myself to get fucked over several times before I got the message. You got no buddies or roommates you can trust if your growing MJ. If you piss him off then he can go talk to the cops. Or worse some other motherfucking gangster may ransack your place looking for your half grown plants and slice you while he's at it.

Fuck man, stoopid people will do almost anything to steal half grown weed.

It's all your fault man. Move out now, fuck him up later when the coast is clear. The relationship is over.

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This thread is full of hate and i hate to see that. Sure the roommate fucked up, but in this economy, be glad you got one, espeecially one that is cool with keeping your secret.

He fucked up, give him a chance to apologize and make amends. I have to wonder, how you found a one G piece in foil? Did you go into his room? If so, why? It sounds like two people in that house have a little growing up to do.

Go ahead and bitch slap him, and watch what happens to your grow and your freedom.

I would have a long and frank discussion, advising him that you can't live with a thief, even if it is only a plant, and that he'll need to show you better respect in the future. Friends don't come easy now a days, like they did in the past when we all went to school and shit. If you even remotely like this guy, handle it like an adult and all will be good. Most of the responses in this thread are just goading you to take action that may have severe repurcusions.

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Good karma to you, my brother!!

Saerimmner said:

just move his xbox/ps3/guitar/whatever hes attached to into your room and whehn he asks where it is jus say something along the lines of " yeah its annoying when ppl just take your shit without asking isnt it?"

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thats pretty passive aggressive lol


nah you should just be like hey come help me trim my plants, ill throw you smoke.. and then when he walks through the door BAM hit him in the neck with some m-99.

when he wakes up in the bath tub of ice, with an empty cavity where his kidney should be be like, "yeah it's annoying when people just take your shit without asking isn't it?"

Anyone ever had a bad day and nabbed someone else beer from the fridge knowing that you shouldn't and he has it there most likely because he wants it. Shit happens, people can make bad decisions. I'm sure you're not mr perfect, we all like to think we are faultless but hey, wake up, we all do things that really piss others off whether we know it or not. Have you asked him why he did it? Directly questioned him on it?

tip top toker said:

Anyone ever had a bad day and nabbed someone else beer from the fridge knowing that you shouldn't and he has it there most likely because he wants it. Shit happens, people can make bad decisions. I'm sure you're not mr perfect, we all like to think we are faultless but hey, wake up, we all do things that really piss others off whether we know it or not. Have you asked him why he did it? Directly questioned him on it?

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Yes i did ask him why part of my plant was missing. He told me where the aluminum foil was in his bedroom. lol i didn't go looking through his bedroom as someone else had suggested. Anyway, we've been good friends since we were little so i really need to just talk to him.

midnight smoker said:

dont kill him, just take a shit on his most valued possession

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Yeah, U should shit somewhere, like on his face when hes at sleep If u do it, then pls take some pics as well

is an 8th really going to last him 2-3 weeks?

manta said:

Yes i did ask him why part of my plant was missing. He told me where the aluminum foil was in his bedroom. lol i didn't go looking through his bedroom as someone else had suggested. Anyway, we've been good friends since we were little so i really need to just talk to him.

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And there it is!! Ain't no plant worth losing a long time mate over. Like i said earlier, he fucked up.... When confronted, he didn't lie to you... THAT speaks volumes about how he thinks of you, regardless of his stupid mistake. Help him understand the plant better and how it works, he'll never premie a plant again and you'll have a grow partner, something MANY of us would be envious over. I would love to tag someone's hand and say "your it" for a week off to travel.

Lots of hate in this thread. I don't condone retaliation. He fucked up and betrayed you though. I would sit down and talk with him about it. Then I would explain that he has lost all privileges to the room and you locked it. You cannot have someone going in and disturbing dark cycles, or cutting off buds without your permission. Not only is it disrespectful to you, but the very health and well being of your girls is being compromised by him ignoring you and for that he loses all access. Maybe if he is lucky you will burn one with him when harvest comes, but only if he seems sorry for what he did and doesnt fuck up anymore.

tip top toker said:

Anyone ever had a bad day and nabbed someone else beer from the fridge knowing that you shouldn't and he has it there most likely because he wants it. Shit happens, people can make bad decisions. I'm sure you're not mr perfect, we all like to think we are faultless but hey, wake up, we all do things that really piss others off whether we know it or not. Have you asked him why he did it? Directly questioned him on it?

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Major difference. A beer is replaceable. Even most bud is replaceable. Disrupting the dark cycle and doing damage to your living plant is not easily replaceable though. It would be more like opening his big home brew thing of immature beer and exposing it to toxins and oxygen to steal an immature beer AFTER you explained precisely why he should NOT do this and just go buy his own beer until the batch is ready.