so after i told my roomate not to try any of the bud he decides to go behind my back while im not at the house, snip a piece off, about 1g. This is when the plant is only 6 weeks into flowering (if that). This is a northern lights grow. Anyway, then he decides to put the piece of bud (totally immature bud) in some aluminum foil in a drawer in his room. I find the bud all wet and gross with nothing trimmed and a bunch of foliar leaves all over. I have not even started flushing the plant or adding molasses. Mind you, i have told him everything about what i am going to do (flushing, molasses blah, blah). I told him not to go up during dark times. guess what he does? yup. and then snips the bud off. So i am about to kill him. He even asked me if he could snip a piece off, i told him to go buy an 8th and chill for like 2-3 more weeks. but nooooooo. So now i am going to kill him. please convince me not to.
about to kill roomate
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Grumpy Old Dreamer
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Kill him .
no, i would kill him. does he steal your weed or take money out of your wallet too. fuck thieves they deserve what they get. you did all the work and this motherfucker wants to swoop in and reap the benefits? fuck that, time to move out or get a new roommate. sneaking and stealing are always deal breakers in my book.
midnight smoker
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dont kill him, just take a shit on his most valued possession
Jer La Mota
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It might be harder to get quality MJ in jail .. (I think)
Still, better a g than a couple of nugs though its a waste of bud .. and lack of loyalty and sincerity ..
I wouldn't bash the guy directly since he's a roommate .. god knows if he's dumb enough to rat you out ..
Id have a lock on my door, adds a little security.
Still, better a g than a couple of nugs though its a waste of bud .. and lack of loyalty and sincerity ..
I wouldn't bash the guy directly since he's a roommate .. god knows if he's dumb enough to rat you out ..
Id have a lock on my door, adds a little security.
ok, so we split the rent 50/50 but geuss who has the name on the lease? =) not i. Anyway, he also owes me about 60$ so that adds to me being pissed off. I am thinking about "getting behind" in the rent. Its just my passive agressive nature. As for the bud, i was totally up to sharing it with him once i was finished. But someone just could not wait. ;askdjf;laksjdf;lkajdsfjkhlkjhsadf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i learned that lesson a long time ago. there is no reason to share your weed with someone who did not help you grow it. also the few people who know about a grow always seem to think that they somehow deserve some of your weed, i hate that shit. i would cut this scumbag loose, like you said only his name is on the lease...
Bubbleponic
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Your roomate sucks.... just find somewhere else to live dont tell him shit. when he comes one day all your shit is gone he'll get it...... then when he asks you why you did him like that just punch him square in the face .......
ENDLSCYCLE
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^^^^^I'm with him^^^^^Torture him ...then kill him !!!! MUhahahaha
theexpress
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piss on his bed !!!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone knows their plants like its their own child. I mean if he really thinks i wouldn't know that it was snipped there he is so goddamn stupid. Anyway, the best part about it was when i called him he was all like "dude its ok! i looookeed on teh intornetzz and they said it wuz okayzzzz.!!!11!" if he was in front of me, i would have strangled him.
ENDLSCYCLE
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hah...........
Jer La Mota
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lolz Priceless
cut his hair (unnoticeable), and then roll him a J with it, we'll see if he likes the taste.
mccumcumber
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Take a dump in his pillow case.
