4th July where is it at
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'm planning a heck of a party, if you'll excuse the colorful language.
No cocaine and hookers ... no I'm going high class here.
Lanacane and cross stitchers.
A 70" TV playing random episodes of Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
A punch bowl filled with Kool-Aid spiked with REAL Hawaiian Punch.
Jigsaw puzzle races.
I even vacuumed with the machine plugged in. That's commitment.
I predict extensive police involvement.
No cocaine and hookers ... no I'm going high class here.
Lanacane and cross stitchers.
A 70" TV playing random episodes of Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
A punch bowl filled with Kool-Aid spiked with REAL Hawaiian Punch.
Jigsaw puzzle races.
I even vacuumed with the machine plugged in. That's commitment.
I predict extensive police involvement.
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
The police? You may have to hire out the Hell's Angels to keep that party in check. Too wild for me.
I'm going to quietly sip tea in the dark and imagine what fireworks might look like.
I'm not going to wind up a statistic like you adrenaline junkies.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
I fucking hate 7/4. Yes, it is nice to have another summer holiday to be off work and bbq with friends and family and celebrate this Country's independence (blah, blah, blah), but these idiot bastards stretch it into a 2 week fuckfest of random fireworks going off at 2am all over the city. I jump out of bed at least a dozen times during this period from some asshole setting off M-100's right outside my building in the middle of the night, and it was worse when my son was younger and would wake up crying and it took forever to get him back to sleep. If our founding father's could have seen this coming I don't think they would have been as enthused to break off from jolly ol' England...
Tyler I'm surprised at you, missing the subtle point. It's fun when you fire back!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It is fun upon fun to fire at those fucks who "fired back first", tools
(yes I know "fools" would have carried the alliteration, but ~shrug~)
vostok
Well-Known Member
In England they have Guy Fawkes Night,
the time years back when the Catholic extremists
tried to blow up Parliament with 30000 pounds of gunpowder
These days its snotty 9 yo kids begging for a 'penny for the guy'
(or we slash ya tires, kill ya dog, etc etc) fucking kids
but yeah just as damm noisy
and the big fires are fun, so I do drop them some coins
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
Indeed, and he lives in Chitown!
mr sunshine
Well-Known Member
4th of July sucks now. They don't even start selling fireworks till it's like 5 days away. I remember buying fireworks for weeks before it was actually the 4th of july. Kids have it rough now a days.
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
Reminds me of
I listened to it on my last road trip. It was pretty good, I heard they're making a movie version or something now.
