I'm planning a heck of a party, if you'll excuse the colorful language.
No cocaine and hookers ... no I'm going high class here.
Lanacane and cross stitchers.
A 70" TV playing random episodes of Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
A punch bowl filled with Kool-Aid spiked with REAL Hawaiian Punch.
Jigsaw puzzle races.
I even vacuumed with the machine plugged in. That's commitment.
I predict extensive police involvement.
Security has been arranged!The police? You may have to hire out the Hell's Angels to keep that party in check. Too wild for me.
I'm going to quietly sip tea in the dark and imagine what fireworks might look like.
I'm not going to wind up a statistic like you adrenaline junkies.
Tyler I'm surprised at you, missing the subtle point. It's fun when you fire back!I fucking hate 7/4. Yes, it is nice to have another summer holiday to be off work and bbq with friends and family and celebrate this Country's independence (blah, blah, blah), but these idiot bastards stretch it into a 2 week fuckfest of random fireworks going off at 2am all over the city. I jump out of bed at least a dozen times during this period from some asshole setting off M-100's right outside my building in the middle of the night, and it was worse when my son was younger and would wake up crying and it took forever to get him back to sleep. If our founding father's could have seen this coming I don't think they would have been as enthused to break off from jolly ol' England...
It is fun upon fun to fire at those fucks who "fired back first", toolsTyler I'm surprised at you, missing the subtle point. It's fun when you fire back!
In England they have Guy Fawkes Night,If our founding father's could have seen this coming I don't think they would have been as enthused to break off from jolly ol' England...
Indeed, and he lives in Chitown!Tyler I'm surprised at you, missing the subtle point. It's fun when you fire back!
Reminds me ofTyler I'm surprised at you, missing the subtle point. It's fun when you fire back!
http://rollitup.org/t/european-friecracker-in-usa-review.944117/So I'm free on the fourth where is the party at cocaine and hookers, I'm serious here. I can probably get anywhere west of the Mississippi..is punworm not banned right now? Hit me up p. Sizzle... where the rest the homies at?