UPDATE!!!!...
hey guys, sorry i been away for a few but whew do i have a story to tell....
so i went out on saturday and had ALOT of drinks with fellow co worker from my new job...anyways, to make along story short we left the bar at 2 AM and my co worker got into a verbal/semi shoving argument with this dude in front of the bar on the way out...the situation diffuses and we walk away toward another street/alleyway....about 5 full minutes later my friend is peeing against a wall/dumpster about 20 feet away from me with his back turned when WHAM, bang bang bang i get FULL ON suckerpunch out of absolutely no where!! from behind with a roundouse right that hits me on the temple and knocks me down, as i gather my wits and sort of stand up i notice the SAME GUY my friend argued with a whole block away running toward the direction we just came from!!!...this dude stalked us and suckerpunched me when i was alone, LOL...so at this point i stand up and i am furious, my t shirt collar is fuilly stretch out, my face is way sore, i can feel the abrasion on my temple from my face hitting the floor, i am livid/confused/psychotic at this point...so i yell for my friend, he comes running and says "WTF happened bro?!?!?!?"....i tell him, cmon dude, LETS GO!!!...to find this guy, right?...so we head back down toward the 1st bar and find this guy...now hes hiding behind this huge black dude and some girl, not to mention some cop doing the "corral the drunkees to their car at 2 AM" beat is in the background. apparently this cop didnt see me get knocked out but he saw my friend and i running toward something with the distinct look of intent to do something soon, and it didnt look legit to him...so the cop says "cmon get going, go home!!!" with his flashlight out. so at this point im like fuck it, lets go, cops are here, this guys "new: bodyguard is like some football player AND i have a record. so im like, fuck it, u win some u lose some, now were on our way back to the boulevard and low and behold, guess who the fuck has somehow double backed around this building and is right in front of us with no cop, no black huge bodyguard and no girl??? the guy who knocked me out!...i personally think he mistaken me for my friend in the first place (since we look the same with our backs turned) and now he wanted to get his chance with my friend.... and i fuckin seen him come towards us and i delivered the hardest right this dude has EVER experienced, solid connection, sounded like a hockey stick hitting a hanging piece of meat. i literally felt it crush his whole persona in slow motion. now im not trying to brag but i pride myself on staying in shape and it really payed off...one punch (NOT a suckerpunch, but straight on..face to face) and this guy had literally been KOed on his feet and the only thing i can compare how he looked afterward was like an ostrich with his head in the sand, ass upchest and head against the ground, hands palm up at his sides.like he was listening to the ground but not using his hands, just resting on his shoulders and face. anyways, i see this and i deliver two more brutal rights to the side of his face while hes down and i start running like a bat out of hell, my homie is 2 strides behind me and we hop in a taxi and i think im home free....NOPE. the cops are on us in an INSTANT!!!!....i look at my homie and tell hiom, "im goin to jail bro"...and yup, they arrested me...felony assault with a deadly weapon, apparently the guy didnt wake up for a REALLY long time and was taken straight to the hospital with a concussion so it became a felony rather than a misdeameanor asault n battery. so i know im dragging this story along but basically i got bailed out and contacted the detective the next day. i was arrested cause all the witnesses (the guy was knocked out so i know he wasnt the one to press charges) only saw me hot this randon guy and run. after i explained i was attacked and was just retaliating the guy told the dtective he wanted to drop the charges if i did. and i am TOTALLY down with that cause i DO NOT need another number,LOL...charges dropped, my right hand is killing me and my face is bruised BUT he got the way shorter end of the stick with a concussion, stictches in the back of his head, an full overnight hospital stay. not to mention he had his chance with 110% suckerpunch and mine was a righteous KO. anyways, in retrospect it was just a few fuckin idiots being too drunk downtown but hey....cool story i think....but yea, that why i been gone,LOL...