Lol lunch meat and strippers. We went to this dive strip club, a flabby, 50ish yr old and a pregnant chick were dancing when we went in, real classy place. We sit down in pervert row and this older black woman comes out on stage and starts her show, she shoves her busted ass puss in our faces and says "you boys like that?" Without missing a beat I blurt out "Not really, but now I want a roast beef sandwich" She gets all pissed and starts screaming at us and we get "escorted" out. I woulda thought strippers would have thicker skin.