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Yezzir!!!!

Yo momma so fat,she tried to smuggle hotdogs on a plane...

Lmao.......

Happy birthday my dude.

Yo momma so fat,she stepped on the scale and it said...

Passed out countin 20's WAKE ME UP PLEEEAS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSiNiDDbDM

ROFL...I almost spit my water on my keyboard when I seen this shit.

Foreal how do you wake up,and be like "Ok I'ma fuck a dog today" how do you wrap your mind around shit like that? her and that lady that had those cats in her freezer would be the best of friends.

Sad man,I thank god that I am healthy.

That dog ass hoe LMAO..

Up early thuggin cookin this breakfast in my pajamas,dropped a thousand but I lost 28,atleast I'm honest.

The fuck was his problem? but yea man,you had to do what you had to do,I understand that,as long as she is happy that's the only thing that matters,I got a 3 year old niece,and I love her unconditionally,not like a uncle but like her father would love his daughter,bcuz I know she needs a male...

Well isn't that nice of you to help,you seem like you are a good mother,kind and sweet hearted,kids blow my high.

You ready to babysit,you got kids don't you?

You don't wanna fuck with that,I'm telling you.

I know right,they look like fuckin walkers LOL..

I messed around and went to sleep last night,I was bored outta my mind,I woke up at 5am.adopting huh?..I could have been the donor hahaa..;)

I did tell myself I was gonna try to settle down next year,if that right one comes along.

Thats interesting,some people say oh it's just dreams,but I keep seeing this little girl,the most beautiful thing I ever seen,I'm not ready to be a father tho lol..

Watchu doin up this early?