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Chilling at the vets office with my pup George (his happy face) And then when we got back (his sad face) Poor guy got bit by something on his paw and he kept messing with it now he has to wear a cone and take antibiotics

"We gon cut hair today" "you was what" How the fuck could this chick talk about failing school when she talks like a dumb hoe. If I had to hear her shit everyday I'd be smoking too Wait.. I do smoke

Why don't you guys just ban him?

Well you've been lied to. Quick fix and magnum work fine, at least they have never failed me the past 6 times I've used them. And I know, tying pee to your leg everyday would suck, but so would letting weed hold you back from what you want to do. Lol just stitch a pocket into whatever kind of...

Use some sort of wrap and wrap some fake pee to your leg each day.. sure it'll suck but just think of it as another part of the job. The pee will stay body temp and hidden for any possible pee test they throw at you. Also since you'll be driving, it won't really be uncomfortable since youll just...

Well I guess that means you win..

My baseball bat says otherwise..

Some fat jokes are funny and whatnot but honestly it would be great if people would stop telling these jokes. I know people shouldn't let other people's words affect them much and I know you need to be strong to brush off people's opinions but people like my mom would literally cry if you said...

And still kinda sucks in the end..

Soooo..... I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong...

I'd say congrats but damn that sucks.. work sucks. Mainly the not having free time part

For those of you who don't know what a hipster us I've found that they're just people who had such an easy life that they actually look for shit to complain about.. first world problems and such. Fuck every one of you hipsters.

Ouch

Well life on other planets isn't a far fetched idea. We came into existence on accident. Earth just happened to be the perfect environment for our ancestors to survive, grow, and evolve. And seeing how our sun isn't the oldest star out there that's taking car of planets, I assume there's planets...

My grandma was an alien..

Lol.. mcgangbang of course I'd learn about a mcgangbang burger from yessica

I just wanna know who this magical man is that just leaves acid laying around

Man, I can't understand why people like sucking dick. I like a BJ as much as the next guy, but sucking dick must suck And op, you gotta stop telling your stories. The figgurelli's are gonna find out you're snitching and take care of you. Let them know I'll take your place when you're gone.

Nah it's all fair on riu.. I'm not gonna deny it, his top half is hot