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Dang just realized you're like the real life version of Tina from Bob's burger... lol you're just like her if you haven't seen it. A perverted and sometimes strange girl who's a little too much into zombies.

Daaammn that sucks.. hopefully they're alright

Like literally locked up in real life?

Lol why in the world would a guy do that? Hahahaha made my day He probably got so many dic pics.. thats hilarious

I'm telling you guys, I'd gladly beat the living shit out of Lil wayne..just pants him, push him over, then proceed to kick the shit out of him. Sadly though, he has like three fucking bodyguards who are about 4 times his size cuddling his pathetic ass 24/7.. I mean for a "real nigga" hes a lil...

Right?! I'm sure more than one of these peeps have a saved folder of all the hotties.. i mean i probably would if i didn't have people going through my phone all the time lol Dear whoever has this magical folder, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna either own up to it and post them or...

Ooh or medicalmaryjane... she was a looker. Def top 10 best looking girls I've seen anywhere and not even due to boobs or ass but just by a really pretty smile Oooooohhhh or dankdalia.. damn.. just... damn

Ok so I've been hella tired from work the past couple days (working ot) and have tried drinking the past two days only to crash out before my third beer. I have a day before i go in again and just bought a 6 pack.. lets try this

Yea riu was pretty fun back when all the cool kids were posting lol.. now it's hard as hell keeping up. I usually start reading a thread then give up due to too many inside jokes about people I'm not familiar with

Nope.. but thanks for posting. I'm kinda jelly

I work 10 hour shifts 5-6 days a week and do side jobs on weekends. I smoke in the mornings, when I get home, and up til bedtime. I wouldn't consider myself a heavy smoker, but I wouldn't mind haha. Seeing as how I'm holding down a house and bills on my own and just finished paying off my car...

I haven't seen some sunni boobs in a while, yet it feels like I saw them yesterday.. they're wonderful lol Ay yessica did the guy taking your pics have a zombie fetish or something? I mean why was he thinking of zombies when you were butt naked? Or was it your idea? Ya weirdo

Glad we have similar views on porn, you're awesome lol. Nice conversation before bed probably have some messed up silicone dreams but whatevs.. night yessica and peeps

Hopefully not just keep a bell or something on your cat lol. I had a python that escaped once.. woke up because my box fan was whacking something.. yea :( can't feel too bad though, they're pretty dickish to anything they find yummy. Circle of life.. kind of lol

I guess it depends lol. I haven't been deprived enough to fuck most of the girls you see in porn.. however, I wouldn't be celibate if I had the choice between that or banging a silicone hoe lol. Damn I'm ashamed to say that hahahaha Girl on girl is great and all but I gotta know a guy is...

I guess what I'm saying is I love real looking women that the porn industry thinks isn't good enough to show

For real.. i can't watch porn for shit. The guys are always either really creepy looking or they look all roided up.. then the girls are always just tramps and not even good looking tramps. They have giant fake boobs that don't have any jiggle in them and any "milf" is just a botox using whore...

Yea I've had some different boobs sent to me from here lol (not to sound creepy).. people here are like extra horny, it's gotta be the pot

Smoking with my work friend.. pricing out one of my dream cars. I'm gonna drop some moneys on a rx7 and a swap.. Gonna pull all the chicks haha and hopefully not lose my license because that would suck.. maybe i shouldn't do this lol

Forgot all about that lol there used to be a poop load of internet fighting here.. for no reason haha. My bad