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  1. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    No fucking way will you pull oz plants out of an unmodified Aerogarbage. Not in this universe, anyway. If you want an oz/plant out of an Aerogarbage, please use your Tardis to go to the 'We believe everything we see on TV' universe. FYI, THIS is what a 1oz plant looks like, pretty obvious you...
  2. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    Oh, I totally agree. Give them their own forum, put it under 'Noobs who haven't worked out what you need to grow good cannabis.'
  3. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    That's not my opinion. It's a simple fact based upon their insufficient size and inferior lighting. Not 'everyone' gets one. Smart folks bother to do some reading & research and find they can grow solid dense nugs straight off the bat rather than wasting several months with one of these toys...
  4. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    yeah.... what IS the point? I'll tell you what it is- someone once saw a late-night TV ad for the things and said to themself 'whoopee! I'll grow dope with one!!' without knowing what's really needed to grow good cannabis. Photos of plants grown in one of these toys is proof enough that they...
  5. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    I've grown more dope in the last 8 weeks than your Aerogarbage will do in your lifetime. Would you give the police your real name and address when you dob me in or do you just get a bonus in your pay packet? You're not enhancing your reputation one whit trying to convince anyone that I don't...
  6. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    They ARE toys- and you're again right, they're too small to grow cannabis plants and won't give you anything but fluffy, crappy buds. Using one of these toys is indeed plenty of punishment.
  7. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    If you're dicking around with an Aerogarbage, you're every bit a wannabe dope grower. Oh, so you'd dob me in to the cops for telling the truth about Aerogarbages? Tells me exactly what YOU are, Officer.
  8. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    Until everyone who has seen an Aerogarbage ad on TV gets the IDEA. They're too small to grow a cannabis plant and they use CFLs. Even if you are given one, find one by the side of the road, pull it out of the local garbage dump, whatever, if you waste time with these things, you are, in a...
  9. Al B. Fuct

    Petition For An Aerogarden Sub-Forum

    Definitely. All Aerogarbage threads should go to a very quiet place where those unconvinced of the simple facts that the overpriced thing is too small to grow cannabis plants and uses CFL lighting, a guaranteed recipe for disappointment, even as a cloner, can flood the board with all the stoopid...
  10. Al B. Fuct

    Al b fuct tribute grow finished!!

    Nice work, sparky. :) Don'tcha just love the finger hash? :)
  11. Al B. Fuct

    Al b fuct tribute grow finished!!

    And you won't get any roots with your cubes sitting in a puddle of water, either. You are keeping the media saturated, which will cause stem rot every single time. The medium must be kept damp, never wet or saturated. 'under' a 'lizard heat mat'? Cubes should be on the mat... and you need a...
  12. Al B. Fuct

    Al B. FAQt

    FAQt was intended as a general Q&A thread and would be hard to distill into a useful reference. Anyone who thinks I'm a legend is a overestimating me more than a bit. I'll try to get on with dying out, tho. ;)
  13. Al B. Fuct

    Al B. FAQt

    psssssssst- I got a job, I'm not dead, although one's ordinarily a damn good path to the other. ;) I'll be hovering from time to time, but I simply no longer have the number of hours in a day to continue doing wot I bin and run the op, which is of course ongoing. My personal vote is to let...
  14. Al B. Fuct

    A Batch of Clones in Rockwool

    Dear ladies and gents, I've been commenting and advising folks on growing their own cannabis via discussion forums since 1994, including 6 years (1999-2005) as a mentor on the now defunct but legendary Overgrow.com. Not only is 14 years quite enough time spent on that voluntary pursuit, I...
  15. Al B. Fuct

    Al B. FAQt

    Dear ladies and gents, I've been commenting and advising folks on growing their own cannabis via discussion forums since 1994, including 6 years (1999-2005) as a mentor on the now defunct but legendary Overgrow.com. Not only is 14 years quite enough time spent on that voluntary pursuit, I...
  16. Al B. Fuct

    Al B. FAQt

    You can start them on weak nutes (400ppm) now. Let them make their 2nd set of true leaves before dropping the light, hold it to about 12"/300mm until they make their 2nd set of leaves. It probably won't yield well because most of the leaves are cooked. Flowering...
  17. Al B. Fuct

    Hydroponic Poll

    good data, g1. :) Someone pointed out an air pump with battery backup to me some time ago, damned if I can find it now. The thing was good for 28h of backup on reduced airflow, but it still pumps air.
  18. Al B. Fuct

    Al B. FAQt

    Is that Dayton blower a centrifugal? You'll need a centrif if you are using a carbon filter. Axial blowers can't develop the pressure needed to overcome the obstruction of the filter. They will not come anywhere near their CFM rating if pushing into a high static pressure. The size of the...
  19. Al B. Fuct

    Al B. FAQt

    If the stem cut is sterile and the medium is appropriately damp and not wet, they will all straighten up in a day or so. Stake them if you like, but they shouldn't really need it.
  20. Al B. Fuct

    Hydroponic Poll

    All any hydro system does is water the plants. The main difference is in how much oxygen can be introduced to the roots, but the yield difference between the systems best capable of getting dissolved O2 to the roots and those which deliver the least is minimal. Systems with no media (aero...
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