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  1. Steve French

    who else here is left handed

    I still got trauma from all them right handed scissors and having to write from left to right and smudging up my work and dirtying my hand. It's been a hard life.
  2. Steve French

    What's In A Name?..Your Family's Claim To Fame..

    I can't get back to the pictures. But yeah. From Aberdeenshire. Peterhead to be particular. Don't knock the name. It works well wit me current name.
  3. Steve French

    Hero

    Couple of my relatives died in the local river, still haven't found their bodies 20 years later, and it is a fairly tame one. Now all they have is a scholarship in their name. You take you're life in your hands when you get into these and other currents. When you put your own safety in danger...
  4. Steve French

    whats your room like?

    Name it after me baldrick my billy boy.
  5. Steve French

    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    It's hard to enjoy the forums as a hard drinking late knighting west coaster. Everybody's in bed by 12-2 when I get on. Ye bastards.
  6. Steve French

    it's my 5 year RIU anniversary

    Five years? Pish. Youngin.
  7. Steve French

    Let's get drunk!!!

    I went for pacific pilsner today. It was battling pbr for the cheapest beer in the store
  8. Steve French

    My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

    Swear it on the bible.
  9. Steve French

    My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

    Okay, avoid the skins, we're getting married.
  10. Steve French

    My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

    Yes and no. But regardless. Let's get together. Bring the condoms.
  11. Steve French

    My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

    I like your makeup station there sunshine. Gotta keep looking good for me.
  12. Steve French

    My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

    I just let er float away and avoid the stomping. When I do shit in the shower. In fact the last time I shit myself I had been doing 4-fluoroamphetamine all night and was wrecked and decided to rip one but it turned into me shitting all over myself but I was having a shower at the time so it was...
  13. Steve French

    My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

    Im no sure its the best, but I got fine memories of ole Colt 45 there Billy Dee. Left me senseless a time or two in my youth. Here in canuckistan I find they only have oe and colt however.
  14. Steve French

    If you have a wife and/or kids, stop trolling me

    Im amazed at your persistance Finnigan, and the lengths ye go to. Id swear it was years ago you came here with your idiocy, and by jebus yer still at it.
  15. Steve French

    The Drunk Thread!

    This one came to mind when I was still drunk this morning, which I still am you cunts.
  16. Steve French

    The Drunk Thread!

    I think after all the beer I was good, even after the bottle of Sambuca. But shit, after all those bong hoots I don't remember a thing. Instead of a strangers woke up in my own bed with my coat and boots on like I was still ready to go. Which I am. Might just get shittered today as well. Then...
  17. Steve French

    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    No u.
  18. Steve French

    $50 ounces for upper tier legal weed?

    Be hitting that trophy in no time. Respek.
  19. Steve French

    Let's get drunk!!!

    I hear you can't get ketchup chips in the US. What in the fuck.
  20. Steve French

    smoke session with a newbie

    Load the base of the bowl with salvia. Throw a bit of the reefer on top for a smokescreen. Tell a bit of a windy about how you could only get the weak mexican brickweed so it has to be burned hot and held in long. It will be a memorable first session.
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