smoke session with a newbie

vro

vro

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nothing, because it takes a true player to really recognize its all about the money not the shit between her thighs
 
WHATFG

WHATFG

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vostok said:
I know you guys only make $78.00 per month with free laundry and bed
officers get to have the local whores of the country you are 'protecting'
while the hard wanking GI's have very long showers with words like
"Don't ASK..Don't Tell!" posted above their beds of horse hair
and are forced to eat corporate burger shit made in Italy

it won't be long b4 Canada is Annexed to the US

..was on 60 minutes last Monday
did you not see it?​
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Bite your tongue! 60 minutes....phhhht!
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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tytheguy111 said:
Hahahaha I dont take advantage of anyone


Im 5'11 and 230 I mean I got muscle but like im not the hottest guy


So I actually have to be myself to attract girls


If anything I've been taken advantage of alot lol




And id be honored to slob on your knob
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Personality is better than looks.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Okay guys shes coming over this weekend


Ill load my playlist with relaxing music

I'm planning on listening to music and talking then lighting up and watching Netflix lol

Im only gonna take a few hits and im gonna tell her to only take one hit and wait 5 mins and she if she wants more I have a bowl so it won't fuck her up with one hit like a bong would
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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tytheguy111 said:
Okay guys shes coming over this weekend


Ill load my playlist with relaxing music

I'm planning on listening to music and talking then lighting up and watching Netflix lol

Im only gonna take a few hits and im gonna tell her to only take one hit and wait 5 mins and she if she wants more I have a bowl so it won't fuck her up with one hit like a bong would
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That's not gonna work Ty. Not sketchy enough for me. We'll come up with a better plan. @mr sunshine probably knows what you should do.

We're trying to get you laid man, not trying to get your friend high.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Alright, here's another idea-

have you ever heard of Big Sausage Pizza? Here's what you need:

1 pizza in the box still
1 chick who comes over to get high
1 you
1 small box cutter or scissors
Weed
A bowl or a bong



You invite her over. Order a large pizza to be delivered ahead of time. When the pizza gets there, cut a hole in the bottom of the box big enough for your cock- make sure you cut a hole through the pizza too or you'll burn your shaft. Be smart here, a mistake will cause 3rd degree burns on your genitalia. Get stoned with her and then turn on the tube. When she's not paying attention or zoned out because she's stoned, you go in the kitchen and shove your boner through the pizza and carry it back with you and have a seat on the couch.

Open up the box and voila, there's some hard sausage for her to enjoy.


Here's an idea of it for ya:
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Waddya think? Good, right?
 
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