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Yes, I know I could get a proper answer in the Support section, but it's scary out there. I like the TnT. So, it seems ISIS have put a green thing in the corner of my Avi. I'm not sure if it means I'm marked for death and or a fucking, or I'm to be spared death and or a fucking. It's a scary...

Dunno, Middle Eastern fuckers all look the same to me. I'm kidding. That was an intentionally bigoted joke. That beauty is Bahirah ( بحيره ) meaning dazzling, brilliant, noble lady. Geddit? Bahirah? Baaaa-hirah? Baa- oh forget it.

I think what's missing from most TV shows is a loveable goat with a posh accent and bad teeth that strolls into scenes making inoffensive but inexplicable comments and then leaves again having caused minimal disturbance and leaving everyone with that 'feel good about everything ' sensation...

Anything by the Scottish micro-brewery Brew Dog. Notable offerings include Tactical Nuclear Penguin, Hardcore IPA and Sink The Bismark. The latter weighs in at 41% abv. I shit you not. They name their beers like breeders name weed: Jackhammer, Cocoa Psycho, Electric India.... Take a look at...

The love outlasts the physical presence. That's what really matters in the end.

Proper home brew made with knowledge is hard to beat. You're lucky to have had that privilege. Ah, strong french cigarettes and red wine. So decadent and noir. I approve.

I am somewhat of an expert. For example, I know that Thunderbird Red is a bit betterer than the Blue. But seriously, I did work in a wine merchants for a while and picked up a few tidbits of knowledge. The most important of which is that beyond about 20 quid a bottle you won't see any...

Good cat vibes man.

You seen Fury Road? Turns out I was a Warboy 15 years ago. Found this picture whilst sifting though family snaps. Excuse the somewhat lean physique, I was substituting food for amphetamine and LSD at the time. Kids eh? The original Warboy.... A 2015 Hollywood Fury Road Warboy

Better than multi-vitamins. Believe

Cya.... hang on. De ja vu?

Cyanide pills CURE hpv. Just saying.

I rarely wash and never deodorise. Don't have many friends to be fair...

Aw, you know how to make a goat feel special.

It works. It's a good system. Thousands of years old but barely used and underated.

I haven't strayed from 'ol familiar' in.... shit, 12 years? That sounds like a long time. Cos I'm a keeper. I mean, SHE'S a keeper. Yeah, that's it.

Those are the smallest cans of beer I've ever seen.

It makes such a difference when people actually put a bit of effort in. I've been on the phone to car insurance companies today. I don't think I need to elaborate much for you to work out what sort of experience that was.

They seem ready to bend over backwards to help, which is great. I'm only going on what contact I've has with them on this thread, but that's a good indication as far as I'm concerned.