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  1. Muppets On Drugs

    Fuck

    Fuck MLA format Fuck the guys that invented it, they're douches Fuck learning spanish
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    Simple Game...

    tick ,(like the insect)
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    I Need Some Advice About A Girl, Destiny or God Kicking Me In The Teeth?

    thats a really good point,but we're cihllin today. i've got to get to know her alot better, and were gonna do a lil bit of smokeysmokey too
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    how do you avoid getting caught by police

    tamerlane your picture is epic.
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    Fuck

    Fuck these bitches who aint pick me up yesterday Fuck that vice principal lady at my school, no for real shes hot Fuck not having any cigarettes
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    Has Anyone Ever Puked from Smoking?

    i've puked before. then i get this feeling like everything is kind of whirling around, mainly when i first started, and i have puked i think twice in my life. They weren't like monumental sessions or anything, except one was on christmas night dec 25 at like one AM i was soo high i just ralphed
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    I Need Some Advice About A Girl, Destiny or God Kicking Me In The Teeth?

    um what does the muslim part have to do with anything lol?
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    I Need Some Advice About A Girl, Destiny or God Kicking Me In The Teeth?

    although it wouldn't be this poetic, thats kinda what im thinking. im just waiting to get to know her more.
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    Anybody try to quite smoking but end up drinking like crazy instead?

    same exact situation, but thats the thing is alcohol starts gettin really good. but remember mind over matter, you cant tell me cannabis and alcohol is stronger than ur mind?? its not using alcohol when you don't have weed is something i started to do, but then i figured out that meant if i...
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    I Need Some Advice About A Girl, Destiny or God Kicking Me In The Teeth?

    So this is about a current situation, but flashback real quick so you can get the backstory. It was a nice sunny day, definitely too nice to stay at school, so i leave school and meet some friends in the neighborhood nearby. we procede to smoke a nice j, but it was rolled about as well as...
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    Youtube needs a random video button!

    its kinda ridiculous with the millions of videos and the infinite number of things on the internet, but i know we've all been bored and could think of NOTHING to search up. See, i like watching random crazy shit alot of the time, so a random video button would be perfect. Their "browse" feature...
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    Aliens

    that is epic lol.
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    I had the scariest fucking dream of my life last night

    if ganja took my dreams, i would stop smoking. that chemical in my brain that causes me to have crazy ass dreams is 10x stronger anyway haha.
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    Some crazy shi* goes down in san andreas!!!

    Now literally if the ballers see me, they go insane and start shooting. I've fucked with them so much they literally jump out of their cars to shoot me!no questions just on sight, going for the dome. too bad i was strapped 10 minutes off the plane and i always shoot first!
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    Some crazy shi* goes down in san andreas!!!

    I remember once i was riding my bmx down the street, bunny hopped and did a stall on this grandma's car in redneck country. seconds later she got out and blasted me with a shotgun, instantly killing me.
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    Some crazy shi* goes down in san andreas!!!

    i saw the other day they have a remake for xbox360! i was shocked actually!
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    Some crazy shi* goes down in san andreas!!!

    Right now im sitting on my bed, watching the insanity unfold after i typed in that riot mode cheat for gta:sa. im lmaoing as people get carjacked and beaten in the street, as cops stride around like gangsters doing nothing. if gta iv had riot mode, that would probably be the best thing.ever...
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    What Is "Success"?

    they tell me success is making good grades in high school. if u dont make good grades now, your fucked =\
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    Watch the first two minutes of this, stoned off your....

    ahhahahahahah that was pretty hilarious? "i crossed into another universe and took a sun" in reality he got high as hell and kidnapped him from daycare during a snowstorm
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    Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

    once at florida as a teenager we were playing around in the hot tub with some random hos from another part of florida at the timeshare or whatever. we were playin truth or dare, cause at 16 we were trying to get a nut, and we were really drunk and high. so she dares me to show her my dick. and...
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