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a: lame ass joke q: do you understand what that dude meant by hit? im pretty sure he didnt mean a joint

a: myself :p q: who framed roger rabbit?

a: fuck yeah i would q: would you feel guilty?

a: maybe q: is that a member's only jacket? how ironic

a: you wouldnt have to, lol i know better than be all clingy and shit, dont even expect a cuddle or even looking me in the eyes ;) jk jk q: do you wanna partay like its 1999?

a: 15, i started crying, couldnt hang, felt like i was going in slow motion q: are you down with the get down? :p

a: reality cannot be defined q: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

a: 27 bitches aint shit but _____. fill in the blank

5 good sir.

lol just everyone said it so seriously, i was hoping for some sarcasm! its the spice of life

Do none of you realize that this is a fake thread?

Im saying fuck it, ill bring about 100 bucks extra, so i can just ask how much everyone wants to put in and then get it up there. whatever i dont spend comes home with me

lol nevermind, sober up first

lol that is hilarious and sad

haha you still owe me

thats the only time we hit him. except for now when he runs out into the street, or is rough around kids, he's a kid humper

fuck being a caddy... my dad used to make me be his caddy when he and my grandma went golfing. my ass had to carry both their bags, in the vegas heat, they never brought enough water, and I couldnt complain. Fuck golf.

hola max!!!!

give them something to pee on, scoot it closer and closer to the door. then, move it outside. they'll be trained to pee outside after a while. though, we did it the fucked up way and smacked the shit out of the dog until he learned to scratch at the door... that still makes me have regret, my...

lol i may be lazy, but i was trained how to take care of a house. Doesnt mean I like doing it, but I can do laundry, cook, iron, sew, vacuum, mop, wash windows, etc... Its part of being a woman, you have to learn how to do those things. Though alot of girls my age have no idea how to do anything...