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    So you think you can drum? Drummers Video's Only

    This is an important instructional video. It teaches one how to buy a used drum kit, properly. There is a bonus tidbit about efficient transportation, too. 10/10 would buy again.
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    The Best Songs of the 1990s

    Green Jello -- Three Little Pigs 1993 and the song that got them in trouble in the first place, forcing them to change their name in the process.
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    The Best Songs of the 1990s

    Primus--Jerry was a Racecar Driver 1991 ... GO !!!
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    The Best Songs of the 1990s

    Helmet--Unsung 1992
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    All your shitty jokes

    I am... The Cream. snap into a Slim Jim
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    All your shitty jokes

    And then? You got a job? Congrats!
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    All your shitty jokes

    Granpa Ukko, wise elder of Tuktyuktuk, was out with his grandson, Tuurpekini, ice-fishing in the great white north on a foreshortened Fall day. After a couple hours of trying the two were about ready to give up, when suddenly, Granpa Ukko's line began to dance. He quickly set about grabbing it...
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    What's your dream car?

    Sequential or Parallel?
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    Marijuana users have more sex

    Shaggin' the mother of Shagg... I wouldn't even blow a load on her picture and post it on this site. Especially using an inkjet...running colours, you know. No, no. One should use a Laserjet, and have it laminated prior, for countless hours of amusement to share with you and your family, for...
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    Music of the Revolution- The Revolution will be Heard !

    Revolution? For what against what? The Shaggs knew what was going on... It doesn't matter what you do It doesn't matter what you say There will always be One who wants things the opposite way It doesn't matter where you go It doesn't matter who you see There will always be Someone who...
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    Marijuana users have more sex

    A problem, there is not. Mmmm...Yes. PS
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    Marijuana users have more sex

    Maybe with your hands! (Ba dum tssss) But seriously, Sex and Marijuana go together like, Penis and Jam or Peanut Butter and Vagina.
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    What's your dream car?

    Well...the thread does say "dream car". I can't think of a better one except something from the Transformers. :lol:
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    What's your dream car?

    I can't believe this has gone 5 pages and not one person has picked the only car one could ever need. See you in 32 years! Or maybe I'll go back in time and kick your dad in the balls on the night he conceives you.
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    What Are You Listening To?

    John Oswald's latest release. Taking musique concrete to the next level.
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    Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn

    Excessive auto-tune makes vocals sound like low-bit warbling ("feed me dope" is a prime example) which only masks the content. They might as well mumble nonsense. It's like guitarists who abuse distortion to the extent the static and feedback destroys any ability to hear the actual melody being...
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    . . . . heard this morning on NPR. . . .

    Glaspy has a cool voice. She reminds me of this woman I did some engineering for who had the same kind of voice and folky style. I got paid 25 hits of acid for my efforts. :mrgreen: I think she went on to garner some local fame.
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    Hiker music

    The Forrest vid in the OP is interesting. The later solo vids aren't as charged, but he has a good sense of harmony. He would be fun to jam with.
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    Let's be Frank...All things Zappa!

    Oh no, Son of Orange County, you thought Zappa was dead? Smoke the tapes, fool... he just smells funny. Look people, you need to hear this at least once. It is the only supposed soundboard recording of the '88 tour. Y'know the one that fell apart because Thunes was an apparent dick in...
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    Moving to an apartment

    Do you have a toilet?
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