The UK Growers Thread!

ninja1

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Can you do an outdoor grow in southern England?
If so, what might be the best time to plant, and what strains are best to try?
Have my own strain that I've been growing in south england for years now. 10 years of breeding and finally got it. Real mould resistant plant and yields well. Is also a purple pheno to be found. Charge 20quid a seed if you want it send a pm :)
 

ghb

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Aye I let them go a week too long in veg I also bent them like fuck to keep them shorter, there's 8 ther, 4 exo 4 livers. It's a fuckin ball ache to work in when cleaning up the bottoms and shit, once ur below the tops it's a bit clearer lol
nice, is that under 3x 600w hps?

i have been saying for 3 years i need to stop growing big plants, they are a major pain in the arse and the quality isn't the same throughout.

it doesn't stop me playing with trees all the time though. i end up cutting off more plant matter during the grow than i harvest at the end and i always end up with a bit of fluff that i don't fancy smoking.

doing small plants you don't even need to support them sometimes, but watering is more of a chore. swings and roundabout make the playground fun for all eh?

joe try autos mate, i wouldn't fancy anything grown outdoors here though. most peoples indoor is shit lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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so today i saved my gaffers life. old fool bought a bottle of 'BUZZ ' thinking it was one of those mini redbull type pick me ups. drank a full bottle of poppers. found him fading in and out of consciousness in his motor in the car park at graft. blue lips n drooling. ambo to hospital the works.

funniest bit, the toxicologist has given him some meds that bare going to turn his skin blue and his piss green haahahaaa from this day forward he will be known as poppa smurf.

honestly you couldn't write this shit.
 

IC3M4L3

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Have my own strain that I've been growing in south england for years now. 10 years of breeding and finally got it. Real mould resistant plant and yields well. Is also a purple pheno to be found. Charge 20quid a seed if you want it send a pm :)
20 qwid a seed? u trippin fool? u come here wanting to be inducted to the clone onlys and your trying to get 20 bar a seed... plz say your taking the piss or fukoff,,,, mate thats really lwoered my opinion of you,,,,,and just wen i thought ur hanging in ther u say summert like that

pisstake much? and ther ginna be regulars too,,

and the purple colour will be prolly coz its being grown outside in the uk,, uknow cold weather?


well just sepnt anoth 300 on xmas wtf,, how is it so expensive,, oh yeh kids getin older

did get sum saucy laungeray for the wife tho,, thers sum hotties working in these ann summers shops,,, ppphhhwaaarrrr
 

R3l@X

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He's definitely joking mate haha im skint myself, didn't think of sexy gear for the missus but with the price of that tack id say im better off.
 

zeddd

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20 qwid a seed? u trippin fool? u come here wanting to be inducted to the clone onlys and your trying to get 20 bar a seed... plz say your taking the piss or fukoff,,,, mate thats really lwoered my opinion of you,,,,,and just wen i thought ur hanging in ther u say summert like that

pisstake much? and ther ginna be regulars too,,

and the purple colour will be prolly coz its being grown outside in the uk,, uknow cold weather?


well just sepnt anoth 300 on xmas wtf,, how is it so expensive,, oh yeh kids getin older

did get sum saucy laungeray for the wife tho,, thers sum hotties working in these ann summers shops,,, ppphhhwaaarrrr
ha ha u be better off givin the wife the lingeri mate than wearin it yerself...that shit pinches and not sure they got 2 metre stockings, an ninjas just done a classic lmfao a joke that half find piss funny and the other half get offended by...even funnier cos of the purp bit lol, anyway ive spent fuk all yet and the mrs has smashed the car up so cant get to the shops.....and 450 kwid on a 19 year old....baz mate I feel that pain you must be feelin guilty or summin
 

Lemon king

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Fucking disappointing to hear that....i personally prefer seeds to clones, but hate the delicate seedling stage, im quite heavy handed....so the exo is the one then, doesn't sound like the extra 2weeks flower and lower yield warrent the fruity flave.....still glad to hear you gotcha crimbo crop....

if exo is cheesy and psy fruity what is blues/livers taste/smell and its heritage...??

yea man i got a mate who had some bad luck....i got his drum....even got my lemon cuts lol....

i spent nearly two months out on me ear....i had a printed copy of Robert c Clarkes book, that ive read constantly and what a blessing ive learnt allot! Lol......

whoose secretly excited about Xmas then....??
 

Garybhoy11

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how do Lemon jizz, how u been doing m8 did u get somewhere sorted for staying over xmas,

im secrectly excited that it nearly xmas.........cos it also mean xmas is nearly over for another year thank fuck. unless ur under 12 or have tons of cash to throw about then xmas is over rated and just an excuse to spend a load of money on shite thats not needed, i just make sure the kids have fun and that keeps me happy,
 

welshwizzard

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Just bought the missus a phone. Regretting spending that much coin on a fucking phone though. Probably should have shopped around and not gone into town baked after an after work doob.

Not too bad for me though, got a really small family, just me old man and sisters so not too much to buy I hope. Gonna see what the fuck I can reserve to collect or they are all getting cash.

Gonna be a fun day xmas, will be bringing a nice bud or two back to mine this weekend to test the cookies and LA on xmas morning, shtinky house when family come round haha.
 

zeddd

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just found some trousers with £310 in em............just got phoned by the garage , cars a write off.......well done love £7k don't just rain from the sky....fuk xmas no adults getting fuk all from me
 

welshwizzard

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Fuck man, 3 ton would normally be a bonus but it's almost painful after hearing car a write off. You gotta pay excess or whole thing?
 

zeddd

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stripped down the cars worth 10k so ill get it back and rape the engine supercharger shocks rims AP racing brakes, milltek stainless etc and take wat the ins give me, cars is 4 years of work and money and I had just finished the last job which was to fit a racing antiroll bar kit, handles like an ice skate.....or it did
 

The Yorkshireman

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The cunts have sanctioned my JSA for a month because I didn't go to a mandatory meeting due to illness, apparently having a life threatening attack of Type II Brittle Asthma isn't a suitable reason for not attending.

Fuck all christmasy is happening round my house, not a stitch.
 

Garybhoy11

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that shit yman especially at this time of year, hope things pick up for ya soon mate. things are tight at my end as well but just had enough to sort the kids prezzies and xmas dinner so that will do for me.
 
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