The UK Growers Thread!

[rambo22]

The cunts have sanctioned my JSA for a month because I didn't go to a mandatory meeting due to illness, apparently having a life threatening attack of Type II Brittle Asthma isn't a suitable reason for not attending.

Fuck all christmasy is happening round my house, not a stitch.

fucking wankers merry cunting xmas hay, i just been on some mandatory two day course on how to get a job was total bullshit but you got no choice but to go, dont get me wrong i have been applying for loads of jobs aint had much luck but was just a total waste of two days.

then today i was spose to be going on a months mandatory work experience slave labour basically working for jackshit but it was cancelled this morning thank the lord lol not gonna start till jan now thinking i need to just get any old job rather than working for nowt...

 

[The Yorkshireman]

This year xmas is just another day in my house, I haven't got a pot to piss in till at least the end of January.

Never mind the lack of chrimbo food and nay decorations/prezzies in sight, being without a smoke for xmas day is the real kicker.

 

[rambo22]

thats fucking shite bout the car zedd she was a lovely motor.

 

[imcjayt]

starting to come on.....

 

[zeddd]

thats fucking shite bout the car zedd she was a lovely motor.

im gonna get it fixed up and back on the road mate fukin thing

 

[Lemon king]

Jsa is a joke....come on yorky sell summing and get ya missus some pickled cabbage n a turkey...

Rambo you well....you still with the littleuns for Xmas??...

4 growers on jsa without a pot to piss in.....rock on 2014.....

 

[Lemon king]

Looks like it should mate....i would move the drippers out abit though make the roots search for the food..

 

[rambo22]

yeah all good lem spent a shitload on the lil fuckers for xmas n no doubt they will be more interested in the box's it came in lol dunno why i bother.......

have been rewatching breaking bad these last few wks almost finished it now, fucking good reason its rated as the best tv show ever made shit its goooooooood lol bit of a downgrade but think ill rewatch prisonbreak next aint seen that for a few years.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Jsa is a joke....come on yorky sell summing and get ya missus some pickled cabbage n a turkey...

Te fuck with selling my gear for her a prezzie, she won £8000 on the slots earlier in the year and has waxed the lot.

I got a few Primark T-Shirts and a Matalan jumper out of it, she's gone next year and she fucking knows it too.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

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[zeddd]

Te fuck with selling my gear for her a prezzie, she won £8000 on the slots earlier in the year and has waxed the lot.

I got a few Primark T-Shirts and a Matalan jumper out of it, she's gone next year and she fucking knows it too.

on shoes? women eh I once went out with a very posh bird who turned out to be quite insane, 2 nd week pissed up in her gaff...lol....ended up in the shoe cupboard instead of the bog....hello wat have we here omg 200 pairs of shoes no typo.....I checked em out manola blah blah and some geeza called jimmy choo at about 500 pair, 20 pairs per year at 10k...I did the maths...I walked out the door never to return 2 weeks later... after she tried all the kinky shit

 

[ninja1]

Xmas just another day here other than get to really stuff our faces. Gonna chop my blue cheese down New Years. Got gas coming around day after Boxing Day so came up with a plan because aint chopping at 7 weeks. Gonna take all the tents down day before, then half hour before they meant to come black bags over the plants and carry them into the shed in the garden. Soon as they fuck off ill bring em back in. Bit of a pain in the arse but fuck it one those things. Just looking forward to starting the next lot to be honest with ya. Green poison fast version being 6week strain it flys by more aless.

Also course I was taking the piss with the seeds thing lol

 

[zeddd]

lurkers please don't pm me askin for cheap weed, I am not fukin interested, I don't know what a q is and if I was sellin it it wouldn't be for £37

 

[zeddd]

happy fukin xmas too, see yall later

 

[klitwestwood]

Had my yamaha fzr1000 stolen 2wk ago.pigs didnt even come out to investigate and no insurance pay out. This is the 4th bike ive had stolen with no insurance pay out.the nxt bike I get will not be insured ad its only a £100 fine here.
Wonder how many of you realise that if u av a criminal record, that is enuff readon to not pay out and also actually refuse to insure you.fuckin joke or wot?

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[DST]

It's more to do with telling untruths when applying for your insurance. Underwriters are a bitch and there's a reason they have all those questions. I use to work in In/ASS urance, and they are the biggest bunch of cunts going imo. You tell one lie on your insurance and you'd be better not having any at all.

 

[shawnybizzle]

Good moaning fanny features....all on the Christmas spirit I see haha...wounded for ya z Mrs couldn't handle the power? Or icy roads..I was bad enough when mine popped the back light Lol...made some more qwiso last night best batch yet its sort of chalky but oily at the same time

 

[Garybhoy11]

morning lads, how are we all 2day? the wife is working all day and ive got the kids so gonna take them out for lunch i think.

then i gotta get my feeds done later when i get home, as much as i love growing, the hand watering every 2 days does get to be a pain in the arse after a while, takes me about an hour or so just to feed all the girls and get them back into the tent. think i might look into some sort of hydro/dwc method after my holiday nxt year.

 

[shawnybizzle]

Aye I'm sound gazza mines just gone to do the crimbo food shop bless her so think I might just skin a fatty up haha.. so your thinking bout going down the old bubbler route ay...if your not sleeping next to it its all good ain't it...I've been saving all me kief up for Xmas day got a nice little amount now I'm gonna be fucked haha canna wait

 

[Garybhoy11]

just back from macD's cant beat a nice greasy quarter pounder with cheese lol,

im the same biz, got some banging cheese to do me over xmas but ive been saving the kief for a few weeks now so that will be my xmas day smoke.
was thinkin of something similar to that 4 pot wilma kit that imc got, would have that in one tent and a cpl smaller girls in soil in the other tent