Random Jibber Jabber Thread

dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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Fucking cock suckers.
[video=dailymotion;x8gyyi]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gyyi_swearengen-wu_fun[/video]
I miss that show.
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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Having left more foot prints then there are steps to be taken, the view is a pleasent one and though the journey has been trying at times it has only made me stronger of will, looking forward with a confidence gained through the foot prints I have left behind in which my son now treads.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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I'm sure I grabbed the base image from the Beautiful thread. The rest, well, it was tough to get the bird to pose like that again, 'specially after a few tokes, but I managed to take the photo and enjoyed a nice day outside :)


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racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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racerboy71 said:
ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
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Uh, plastic melts too! Throw that in her direction if she is making you feel silly! Lol :)
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
joe macclennan said:
the big question is....did you unwrap it first?? :bigjoint:


and I used to know a guy named cork, he wasn't retarded...just an old stoner :joint:
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oh snap, you're supposed to unwrap it first??? :D:D
i think it was just because it was that imitation cheese crap and didn't want to melt that great.. :(
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
joe macclennan said:
the big question is....did you unwrap it first?? :bigjoint:


and I used to know a guy named cork, he wasn't retarded...just an old stoner :joint:
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i was referencing one of my old favorite shows, life goes on, with that dude corky in it.. ummm, you shmell good.. used to say it to an ex gf all the time, in corky's voice obviously.. :D
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
omfg, so wrong in soooo many ways, but omg, so funny at the same time.. :D

[video=youtube_share;dSHU0wf050g]http://youtu.be/dSHU0wf050g[/video]
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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racerboy71 said:
ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
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I sent my ex the below video a few months after we separated.
Her response was "Who sent you that? It looks like that sperm came from a big animal."
She was totally serious.
I had to explain the joke to her.
I don't miss her.

[video=youtube;ny0ix0OyO1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0ix0OyO1c[/video]
 
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