Random Jibber Jabber Thread

neosapien

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I just had a long text conversation with a stranger. Seems he was replying to a mutual friend that sent out a group text a week ago. I didn't impart that bit of info though, I just carried on with him because he just left some sort of concert and seemed to be rolling. He was very happy and friendly and didn't care we don't know each other. He told me "fuck it, I love all you guys, you're all good people." at the end.
Lol, me and my buddy were kicking it one night years ago right after texting came out and some chick texted me by accident. By the end of the exchanges we got her to show us her tits. It was like aol all over again. It was awesome, lol.
 

Singlemalt

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Didja know Klaussens also makes a dill relish besides the sweet? Can't get it here tho....it is my quest to partake of Klaussen's dill relish
 

mysunnyboy

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i'm going to sue the government because they are prohibiting my making money on the latest MJ craze as those in colorado are...what do you think :eyesmoke:
 

mysunnyboy

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i'm going to sue the government because they are prohibiting my making money on the latest MJ craze as those in colorado are...what do you think :eyesmoke:


  • You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kinetic again.




 

kinetic

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what do you think kinetic, could i sue the state of florida :eyesmoke:
I'm going to ask my lawyer tomorrow if this is a good approach. Way beyond his scope but I'm leaning towards that he would think it may have traction.

I fucking love it and think its Brilliant!
 

ebgood

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Some women need to get off their goddamned high horse. I am soo sick of hearing "There are no good guys out there" maybe thats because you are too busy dating and screwing assholes or you are too self absorbed to notice any good guys around you because they don't look like Brad Pitt, have a doctorate degree and pull 150g's a year.
Yea those were the girls i always popped at, no play...until the day i decided to loosen the filter. Shit popped off after that. It confirmed for me that women love assholes.
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Hahah I'm a gat damn fat kid. All up under the covers , hiding the bag from my kid. Put it behind the picture frame when he's looking.... Haha.
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Side note I'm finally going to start my closet grow.

using RIU app
 

Bakatare666

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Fractions ... I could see that. One number over another with all striving to the lowest denominator ... that could compute.

But decimals? Oh please no. Any number with a period in it is gonna get messy and potentially irrational.
You forgot "Cranky".:shock:
Good to see you also!
 

mr sunshine

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When i was 12 i was at this girls house with my friend we were all friends and her parents where real cool we where watching a movie. All three of us and her dad was there to my friend farted real squeaky like and long and her dad turned towards him and says DAM YOUR TIGHT!LMAO
 

gioua

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Our Church gets food donated to pass out to those who are less fortunate

When I walked into Church Sunday am.. this is what I saw..




what you dont see is what was in the fridge..
The large cases are Yams..
On Sunday there were about 15.. 12-15 lb turkeys in the fridge.. these were handed out after service few wanted the turkey but everyone wanted the pastries..
Pastor gives me 2- 14 lb birds.. I give one to my buddy down the road.. freeze the other for Christmas..

Yesterday.. Pastor is at my door with another Turkey.. unfrozen.. it's in the oven now.. :)

Wifey purchased one on Nov 10 which we had about a week earlier then Thanksgiving.. I had 4 turkeys this year.. life is awesome!!!
 
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