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The Pet Rock is more popular than Obamacare
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Dr Kynes
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admittedly the government takes some of the candy, but most of it makes it through the bureaucratic gauntlet and arrives at it's destination.
the guy who makes the candy gets a taste of his product.
the guy who actually delivers the candy gets to wet his beak too.
the guy who runs the candy store lets some of that candy stick to his fingers as well.
the only group who handles the candy, keeps some of it, but DOESNT facilitate the candy's travel from the Gum Drop Mountain Mines to the Candy Castle near your house is the government, but their actions are intended to ensure that the candy doesnt take a side trip to china for a coating of benzene and ethylene glycol.
they also patrol the highways to reduce brigandage by the Blackstrap Pirates, and their delicious leader Captain Syrup:
also, Dibs.
Staged picture.
It never happened.
Dr Kynes
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it is still funny, and by AC's standards, it is relevant to the discussion at hand.
but then his standards are incredibly low. im surprised he hast posted a shitload of anti-semitic images from Latuff in this thread.
abandonconflict
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Please go on about Candyland, since it is so relevant to the rest of the thread, where you fail to contribute anything pertinent and logical.
abandonconflict
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Can't logically defend capitalism? Insult Noam Chomsky, that will make Abandonconflict go away.
Do you hold these same standards for UncleBuck, Abandonconflict, Cheezy, etc?
abandonconflict
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Does it offend you? I didn't know it was fake, did some googling and you're apparently right, it was staged.
abandonconflict
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I'm better at insulting than you are. Take notes.
Dr Kynes
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well since you have no desire or ability to explain your (increasingly hypothetical) "philosophy", your positions, or your (yet to be proposed) solutions to the social ills plaguing western society, we must assume your secrets like deep within the arcane strategies of Candyland (or possibly Chutes and Ladders) so we must delve into these forbidden mysteries ourselves.
it's difficult and dangerous going without an experienced guide.
Day 117 our native bearers fled when we stumbled onto the Chompsky Rhetorical Graveyard, and they refused to go any farther, so we pressed on alone.
Day 260 through the jungle canopy we occasionally catch glimpses of the ruined Lost City Of the Trotskyites, but no matter how hard we trudge it always seems just out of reach
Day 420 shit son... what if we were all just like, you know... vibrations man...
Day 421 these local herbs are powerful and debilitating. we should bring some home for study, if we survive.
abandonconflict
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Dr Kynes
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Day 435 the legends say the native tribes are hostile, using ad hominems and passive/aggressive statements to protect the secrets of their lost Crypto-Marxist Culture but we remain undaunted. we press on, though it may cost us our lives and even our sanity.
abandonconflict
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Dr Kynes
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Day 485 the drums get closer every night. we lost Peter to an Appeal to Authority yesterday. the food is running out, and the local wildlife is toxic. May god have mercy on our souls
abandonconflict
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I had to look up MLP, ...duh... my little pony
Dr Kynes
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Day 500 we can hear the chanting now, it haunts our dreams. "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!" "Thats racist!"
it is maddening!
Dr Kynes
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Day 525 we made it through the territory of the Strawmen, but the border was marked with gruesome trophies of past interlopers. Red Herrings and Reductio ad Absurdums attack out of the jungle constantly. Harry took a Special Pleading arrow to the face but didnt die. i had to finish him, it was the only mercy we could offer. better a clean death than what the natives will do to him.
I had to look up MLP, ...duh... my little pony
Dr Kynes
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Day 542 we have pieced together the inscriptions on the walls of the Lost temple of the Chompskyites. it's just one phrase repeated over and over:
"Seize control of the language and you control the debate"
it's written everywhere, thousands of times all in different hands and with different symbology.
i guess the legends were right, the lost wisdom of the Chompskyites WAS their downfall.
sweet mother of gods! they are coming! if anyone reads this diary, for god's sake dont follow us! the secret wisdom is Bullshit!
oh shit here they come! noooo! not Internet Memes!! anything but that!! yeaargh!
"Seize control of the language and you control the debate"
it's written everywhere, thousands of times all in different hands and with different symbology.
i guess the legends were right, the lost wisdom of the Chompskyites WAS their downfall.
sweet mother of gods! they are coming! if anyone reads this diary, for god's sake dont follow us! the secret wisdom is Bullshit!
oh shit here they come! noooo! not Internet Memes!! anything but that!! yeaargh!