People are FAKE as FUCK

[Flaming Pie]

Damn you and your In sinkerator!!!

 

[cannabineer]

Damn you and your In sinkerator!!!

Kinds buzzkills the old bump and grind, no?

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Seems like a great device.

 

[Flaming Pie]

The video left out one keep element.

The aniport was fan free!!!!

 

[cannabineer]

It can't be too hard <cough!> to find some Aniport fans.

 

[Flaming Pie]

It can't be too hard <cough!> to find some Aniport fans.

Soft entry?

 

[cannabineer]

Soft entry?

I just realized: time to modernize to AnUSB port.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I just realized: time to modernize to AnUSB port.

Well, you'll never get it in there.

 

[ebgood]

thats what she said

litterally

 

[slowbus]

Well, you'll never get it in there.

I feel as you are speaking to me for all women

 

[Flaming Pie]

Aww....

All men want is a warm burrow between the thighs to bury their cock in.

Mildly edited from Game of Thrones.

 

[ebgood]

I feel as you are speaking to me for all women

..........

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Hey why not drop him a shipment of your kool aide I hear it has quite the kick!



And here I thought it would be the Locust of Approval! LOL

I always keep a batch in the cellar for such emergencies.

 

[cannabineer]

I always keep a batch in the cellar for such emergencies.

Almond Grape?

 

[Flaming Pie]

Mods deleted the ibabe. Sad face.

 

[HeartlandHank]

Aww....

All men want is a warm burrow between the thighs to bury their cock in.

Yeah, that'll do just fine.. warm preferred..

 

[TheBeardedStoner]

Yeah, that'll do just fine.. warm preferred..

I'd hope considering the opposite would tend to lean towards necrophilia.

 

[clint308]

like warm apple pie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ringsixty]

A hand shake means nothing these days, sad.

 

[Katatawnic]

I'm sick and tired of people. Especially girls who think I ought to compete for their attention or admiration, as if it's some sort of prize. BITCH, I'M THE PRIZE.

Problem #1: Announcing you are "the prize"... bitch?!

And you DO need to compete, just like everyone else has to. Who the hell in her right mind will just take your word at being such a prize? Prove it. Walk the talk.

Anyway, recently, there were 2 girls I went to high school with whom asked me to hang out. One has a boyfriend and drove down to where I am, the other has a husband and flew up to where I am. I can safely assume both are attracted to me because I'm good looking, confident, and we've connected in convo a few times.

Both of em blew me off.

Yeah, one was married and the other had a boyfriend.

Friendliness does not equate attraction or desire. "Hey, let's hang out" is not code for "I wanna hook up and do the Horizontal Bop with you." From what you've presented here, they wanted to catch up with an old high school acquaintance, then realized there was no "catching up" to do because your mentality hasn't graduated high school.

I'm 26 years old and have never had a girl friend.

I rest my case.

People my age are getting married and having kids these days. I missed that train and will probably mope through my lonely existence solo, forever

^^^ The one accurate statement you made. ^^^

In order to find the "right" partner, one must first be the right partner. You are not entitled to be loved; you must earn it.



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