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chewberto

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Hello human beings! Things are a little stale around here lately. I would like to give this place a breath of fresh air!

*Disclaimer*It is no secret that a good portion of my years have been spent on the wrong side of the law! I have done my time, and suffered greatly. I am a reformed man now who raises a family and lives within the law! So these stories are all apart of a past lifestyle that I do not condone! I am a simple cannabis man now!

I shall start as young as possible, and try to keep things in chronological order ! I will not repeat stories that have been told already within this site! If any of you happen to know where these stories rest, I encourage you to drop them here, but I won't go looking for them! They include the mmA and pornstar story, the dumpster hooker story, the nazi meth jerk scene! These are all the true stories that is my life! I will drop a story in this thread soon and often! See you soon!
 

CCCmints

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cool dude. i've been hoping to come across some of your stories ever since i read the meth one lol. now they'll all be contained within their very own thread.

subscribed.
 

chewberto

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I should start with the beginning of my heavy drug use, bare with me it's no dumpster hooker story, those extra exiting stories come later on...

I first used meth at roughly 13 years old with an older friend and his mom and dad! The dad was sure as the glass dick in his hands, that he wroth the lyrics to a number of The Beatles songs, he had a large pencil drawn John Lennon on the pretend wood wallsof their mobile home, with the lyrics to a popular Beatles song that he claimed was his. The mother was a pure fiend like no other, I have yet to cross paths with such a prized tweeker! Anyway!

I recently discovered my fathers passing and was troubled and naive at this age, my mother dismissed me so I left the house often and very young. I stayed with a 15 year old friend of mine I would smoke weed and drink with while avoiding school because I was usually expelled.

One day he told me that we should smoke Mini Thins and that he needed 20 bucks, (MT were popular at this time at gas stations) so I said ok because I was young an dumb, and he left me in his bedroom to go get the "mini thins" , he later arrived , made a foil boat and Broke off the shaft of a pen and we smoked it . He took half of the stash left me again in his room and came back with more. We smoked half again , he left he came back with more, I realized he was flipping it and keeping my 20 going for almost two weeks I would say when his mom screams from the back room "Adam? It's family night, your friend has to go home" he says to me "don't listen to her shes stupid" then she call out again "Adam? its family night," he screams "Ma! shut up" she then screams "where's that meth then? I was shocked to find out we were smoking meth , she came in the room and then bogarted the foil and continued saying "it's family night Adam" in a whiny weird screechy voice! She then stole the foil and tooter and tried to make a run for the bedroom door to exit and tripped on the rug in the hallway, gets up without skipping a beat, and runs to her room and locks the door! At this point I am just tripping because of the fact I realized I was awake for weeks and starting putting it all together, that I was now a tweeker because I enjoyed it and had nothing else in my life to aim for! So we make a light bulb meth pipe and find a new pen tooter and continue getting high and repeating the cycle! You know! the "Adam! it's family night " delusions from mom and the "bullshit! John Lennon didn't right that song " from dad! a girl from high school came to his house Some time during all of this and I got my first blow job, it was from a fat red headed girl that was obsessed with my friend., she blew both of us! Per his request And swallowed ! Then he kicked her out an she was banging on the window of the bedroom trying to come back in! It was cold winter day! We listened to Metallica and pantera! We were friends. It was all downhill from here!
 

chewberto

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Long and boring I know, I feel its important to share where it all started! So you understand me a little better! Again, bare with me! It was late last night and I'm sure my punctuation was off and the content wasn't very exciting. My life starts to get strange after this point! Be back soon!
 

vacpurge

New Member
hard to read and believe with all the BS stories floating around... im constantly waiting for a lame ass punchline.

I know im not the only one whos read some wall of text that someone spent all weekend making up and perfecting just to have the end of the story completely ruin it for you.
 

chewberto

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No punchline! and I assure you, I wouldn't spend an hour typing out a bullshit story, for shits and giggles. Especially such a boring one! These stories will all be factual and unadulterated! So pull up a sit, or assume its BS and vacate the premises! At any rate, Thanks for stopping by!
 

chewberto

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hard to read and believe with all the BS stories floating around... im constantly waiting for a lame ass punchline.

I know im not the only one whos read some wall of text that someone spent all weekend making up and perfecting just to have the end of the story completely ruin it for you.
I'm sure you aren't! But it's not the end of my story, just a piece to the beginning! Again, don't expect a punchline! I just typed as It came out! I didn't try to perfect anything, maybe that's why you are disappointed?
 

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/656594-personal-stories-thread-2.html

The legend goes somewhere in Costa Mesa California. I had a friend from Co that was visiting, i was invited by a friend who was a stripper, but a legitimate whore (I would like to think i can call her hooker) to her hotel room which she was pretty much living out of for 8 months, so I guess you could call it a "Hometel"
anyway... her friend, another "workin gal" whom looked like a tiny Mariah Carey was there and was really wanting to "make-a the sex with me" but at this point of my dope career I was more invested in getting high plus my libido was virtually non-existent! So... She started getting upset, and that classic bi-polar stripper mindset was set in place when she storms out of the room, I listen as I hear her Scream a vulgarity at the cleaning lady in the hallway, I hear something about "extra towels" and a loud crash! She had thrown the lady's cleaning cart off a 3 story inside stairwell and then I hear "policia" from a voice, so I grab my friend from Colorado and My guitar case and split the room! The Mariah hooker starts following us down the street, but i was paranoid they were gonna look for her, so I picked her up and tossed her in a dumpster by a closed planned parenthood or some shit, and told her to wait till things calmed down and I would be right back to get her! Lol we jumped on the bus and headed down harbor sweating mid July. Never saw that girl again!



So Nameless, a few upcoming porn stars, myself, and another guy mike(no need for his name change) were getting loaded in an apartment complex in Huntington Beach when nameless tells mike to pick up some Gatorade, because he had just did some meth and steroids and said he needed electrolytes... Anyway mike takes off to the store and we proceed to get high!
About 45 minutes later, mike comes back but wothout Gatorade in hand, just smokes and some other items! Mike goes to the bathroom and nameless starts rummaging through the bag looking for his Gatorade, then he realizes...mike forgot! So mike comes out of the bathroom and nameless puts him in a choke hold and screams at mike " where are my electroids" " you forgot my electroids" I realized he was such in a roid rage that he was mistakenly calling the electrolytes..electroids! He started slapping mike around like a child as if he was teaching him not to ever forget his Electroids! moral of the story! Meth and roids are a hell of a drug!



Ehhhh.
 

chewberto

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Thanks Balzac! There are a few! I was around the same age or within a few years of those two! ^^^^^^
 

Bombur

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I lost it at electroids lmfao.... and if your first story is a boring one I can't wait until stuff gets interesting. Good thread so far
 

chewberto

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Chewie, do I know you? Did you go to UCI?
No c2g, but I've been in the ICU! Blood clots! I guess the mexican tar was clogging my lines! Had to stay in the hospital for 30 days, they cleaned my veins out, I had a little clot near my lung and one in my clavicle area. they drew a rather large bag of moderately bloody fluid from my lungs! Because they gave me heparin and the other blood thinner and it got too thin and started leaking into my lungs somehow! I got fixed up after almost dying and went right out and banged another issue! That's when I realized I could no longer live in Huntington Beach or so cal period! My stomping grounds had consumed me and I could not escape anyone or the lifestyle! So 5 years ago I moved to Colorado and changed it all
 
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