Need Some Serious Advice About Strip Clubs

Steelheader3430

Steelheader3430

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My brothers friend was a stripper. A couple muscle bound dude's in suits approached her and said she looks like a girl their employer would like to have shit on his chest. $3,500. "Fuck it, ok" she said. They took her back to the hotel room and there was Sylvester Stalone. LOL easy money.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Was there a glass coffee table or was he going bareback? I'm choosing to accept this story as:
TRUE

Because it makes me laugh.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Steelheader3430 said:
My brothers friend was a stripper. A couple muscle bound dude's in suits approached her and said she looks like a girl their employer would like to have shit on his chest. $3,500. "Fuck it, ok" she said. They took her back to the hotel room and there was Sylvester Stalone. LOL easy money.
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So she just had one waiting stand by in the chamber? A stripper who can shit on demand?
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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if you eat pickled eggs and boiled cabbage for a week straight before hand and make a shit that would chase a buzzard off a gut wagon do you still get paid
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Well, I went back in to see my girl. She acted like she didn't recognize me, but I know she was just mad because I was away for so long. She was grinding on some dude in a suit to make me jealous. Then it was some stupid kid with his straight billed hat and saggy pants. She was touching the tattoo on his face and smiling, the way she did when she would unbuckle my belt, and she had some older guy with coke bottle glasses buying her drinks. At first it didn't bother me, but after about 10 songs and 3 long island IVs I started to feel a little ill when I thought about all the jockeys that were there before me. I walked up to her and said hi and she just barely glanced at me to say hi back before she went over to sit with some dude drinking alone. Now I was mad, it was the alcohol. When it was her turn on the stage I went up and put a penny on the rack. She started cursing me and a bouncer put his arm around me and moved me toward the door. I kept telling him she loved me and was just trying to make me jealous, but he was smiling at me, like he was in on it.

After sobering up, I;m kind of embarrassed. I'm thinking about going back and just grabbing her and kissing her to let her know I made a mistake and also to let all the other guys know she is mine. Do you think this will work? If it doesn't, I swear, I'll go every night and yell things like, "hey honey, bring home some milk on your way home".
 
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