BarnBuster
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CB was this the midget or the other one?
Need Some Serious Advice About Strip Clubs
- Thread starter ClaytonBigsby
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kinddiesel
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as long as you don't receive blow jobs or fuck them . your all good. its safe sex . nothing wrong with getting jerked off . go back in a week and enjoy life . soon you will get old and your shit wont get hard any more and you wont want to do all that. so do it when you can . have fun !
Singlemalt
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This will take some precision timing Clayton:
Hire a big gaudy mariachi band that specializes in weddings, b-days and wholesome family stuff; splurge on a monster florist delivery with balloons and signs and shit indicating congrats on her pregnancy and the "will you marry me" shit. Script it out with these folks and then have them all go to the club when she's working; you are already there with a ring and propose. This will be epic: drunks, strippers, bouncers, mariachis....be sure to film it
Hire a big gaudy mariachi band that specializes in weddings, b-days and wholesome family stuff; splurge on a monster florist delivery with balloons and signs and shit indicating congrats on her pregnancy and the "will you marry me" shit. Script it out with these folks and then have them all go to the club when she's working; you are already there with a ring and propose. This will be epic: drunks, strippers, bouncers, mariachis....be sure to film it
TheSnake
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Strippers = Hookers, the real end game, is always YOUR loot!
You have money, they will be pleased and will please to take it from you. Same as any fucking relationship, minus a title, or jealous cunt over any bitch you look at.
They don't care about you, they will tell you the same shit they told dozens before, and play you like a guitar at a kiss concert.
Leave, Don't think about them, cause they sure as fuck are not thinking about you, even if your a bodybuilding, rich, well mannered, well hung and bring back to mom and dad type, all they see is dollar signs. Plus you dont even wanna meet these bitches parents most of the time, since there typically abusive, rapists, drug addicts, alcoholics, and virtually everything that fucked the bitch up in the first place. Plus your married... So just don't go there.
It's just pussy, there are 100's of things better than pussy you can do with your time and money, that will not rip off your head and shit down your neck... lol
You have money, they will be pleased and will please to take it from you. Same as any fucking relationship, minus a title, or jealous cunt over any bitch you look at.
They don't care about you, they will tell you the same shit they told dozens before, and play you like a guitar at a kiss concert.
Leave, Don't think about them, cause they sure as fuck are not thinking about you, even if your a bodybuilding, rich, well mannered, well hung and bring back to mom and dad type, all they see is dollar signs. Plus you dont even wanna meet these bitches parents most of the time, since there typically abusive, rapists, drug addicts, alcoholics, and virtually everything that fucked the bitch up in the first place. Plus your married... So just don't go there.
It's just pussy, there are 100's of things better than pussy you can do with your time and money, that will not rip off your head and shit down your neck... lol
Pinworm
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I was wondering the exact same thing.
mr sunshine
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Every stripper I meet falls in love with me they always grind on my smelly nuts and take all my money, drive all my cars. If these girls only new I was playing them! Smh bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy..
Hookabelly
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But it was Saturday night I guess that makes it all right .
TheSnake
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Only die once, Everyday life needs some spice i guess?
Hookabelly
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I was adding to his quotes on Prince's Little Red Corvette song...Only die once, Everyday life needs some spice i guess?
Steelheader3430
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Nah she finished her shift. If he wanted to be shit on bad enough to cough up $3,500 he was gonna have be willing to wait for it too.
thump easy
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OKAY MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IS DONT TAKE FOODSTAMPS IT WILL GET YOU KICKED OUT BUT I THINK THATS ON A DEBIT CARD NOW OF DAYS I GOT KICKED OUT AT THE EARLY AGE OF 18 MY BUDDY NABORHOOD DRUGDEALER TO ME OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND WE BOTH GOT KICKED OUT LHE WAS THOWING FOOD STAMPS AT THE WOMEN.. HE WAS PRITTY UPSET BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE END STILL CURRENCY!!!!
Doer
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Nothing wrong with sex workers to me. Really the most honest, I think.
I've spent many an afternoon, "working from home." You just cannot get confused.
They don't like you for more than you are. You are the Solient Green for them. The food of life.
So, if you keep that in mind, then the great fun is watching the smoos with their gushy cards and fancy flowers, thinking they are wooing these girls and with no guard hand on the wallet.
Gone days. I can't slip the 714s to them. They don't make them anymore.
To mold a smokin' hot, sex worker, to act truly friendly, slip her a Quualude. Those were the days, Archie.
I've spent many an afternoon, "working from home." You just cannot get confused.
They don't like you for more than you are. You are the Solient Green for them. The food of life.
So, if you keep that in mind, then the great fun is watching the smoos with their gushy cards and fancy flowers, thinking they are wooing these girls and with no guard hand on the wallet.
Gone days. I can't slip the 714s to them. They don't make them anymore.
To mold a smokin' hot, sex worker, to act truly friendly, slip her a Quualude. Those were the days, Archie.
ClaytonBigsby
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april
Pickle Queen
Today I wish my only worry was a paper cut in my special place..for every email I answer I get 2 phone calls and multiple emails..why can't they understand that asking me questions takes up the time I need to do the work they keep asking questions about...sorry clayton this was the first thread I saw..lol
