8 simple rules for selling cannabis

racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
UncleBuck said:
http://www.justice.gov/iso/opa/resources/3052013829132756857467.pdf

roughly translated:

1. don't sell to children
2. don't funnel the money to the mob, gangs, or cartels
3. don't move the weed to non-legal states
4. don't use it as a cover to sell cocaine, meth, and other drugs
5. don't get violent or use guns in the growing or selling
6. don't enable drugged drivers or junkies
7. don't grow on public lands and fuck that shit up
8. don't smoke or hold on federal property




any objections to these simple rules, anyone?
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how does one use guns to grow cannabis with?? aren't the barrels kinda narrow??
i personally have found pots are much better suited for growing cannabis than any gun i've tried thus far...
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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i also have a major problem with rule number 6 for two reasons..
a, let's see some studies that show driving high is even some what dangerous, akin to drunk driving, as i have my doubts about this one, and b, until they come up with a better way of testing thc level's in the blood stream, i see many, many, many people who smoked a joint on saturday going to jail for dui on sunday, being that cannabis stays in the system for so long and they still don't have any where near an accurate test for this..
big, big, big problem imvho..
 
CoreyATX420

CoreyATX420

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totally agree. or listen to ten crack commandments by notorious b.i.g. for a similar message if this post isnt available haha
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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racerboy71 said:
i also have a major problem with rule number 6 for two reasons..
a, let's see some studies that show driving high is even some what dangerous, akin to drunk driving, as i have my doubts about this one, and b, until they come up with a better way of testing thc level's in the blood stream, i see many, many, many people who smoked a joint on saturday going to jail for dui on sunday, being that cannabis stays in the system for so long and they still don't have any where near an accurate test for this..
big, big, big problem imvho..
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i could be a bit dangerous when driving high, but only because i'm going so much slower than everyone else :eyesmoke:

and yes, testing for THC with respect to impairment does have a ways to go.

i think the point of the rule is to not sell to people that are already clearly high with keys in hand, or some guy who's spending his child support money on a bag. that seems to be the spirit of that one to me.
 
Doer

Doer

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I just thought of one simple rule for stepping on your own dick.

Grow a really long one. (appropo of nothing of course, like this thread)
 
OGEvilgenius

OGEvilgenius

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racerboy71 said:
how does one use guns to grow cannabis with?? aren't the barrels kinda narrow??
i personally have found pots are much better suited for growing cannabis than any gun i've tried thus far...
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You could use anti tank barrels as good SOG pots. Deep roots, small area.
 
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Bombur

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All sounds gravy to me besides the firearm one depending on what it means. Can growers still own guns or not at all? And what does it mean to involve them in your grow? I see nothing wrong with defending cannabis like any other property.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Bombur said:
All sounds gravy to me besides the firearm one depending on what it means. Can growers still own guns or not at all? And what does it mean to involve them in your grow? I see nothing wrong with defending cannabis like any other property.
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life cycle of cannabis: 3-4 months

life cycle of a human: 75-80 years

it's not worth someone's life. like hair, it grows back pretty quickly.
 
Auburn1985

Auburn1985

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UncleBuck said:
http://www.justice.gov/iso/opa/resources/3052013829132756857467.pdf

roughly translated:

1. don't sell to children
2. don't funnel the money to the mob, gangs, or cartels
3. don't move the weed to non-legal states
4. don't use it as a cover to sell cocaine, meth, and other drugs
5. don't get violent or use guns in the growing or selling
6. don't enable drugged drivers or junkies
7. don't grow on public lands and fuck that shit up
8. don't smoke or hold on federal property




any objections to these simple rules, anyone?
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You forgot this:

Anybody who sells weed is a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT who had better go ahead and find their orange jumpsuit size, and regularly use a dildo to increase the size of their anus, so as to preemptively assimilate to prison life...because it's just a matter of time...not if, but when...
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Auburn1985 said:
You forgot this:

Anybody who sells weed is a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT who had better go ahead and find their orange jumpsuit size, and regularly use a dildo to increase the size of their anus, so as to preemptively assimilate to prison life...because it's just a matter of time...not if, but when...
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and that's why you get the snickelfritz.
 
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ChesusRice

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Auburn1985 said:
You forgot this:

Anybody who sells weed is a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT who had better go ahead and find their orange jumpsuit size, and regularly use a dildo to increase the size of their anus, so as to preemptively assimilate to prison life...because it's just a matter of time...not if, but when...
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Wont your Aryan Brotherhood buddies protect you in prison?
 
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