I was on my way to Bolivia, last time. Had asked for asylum, even. (When you get to Bolivia, officially ask, and we will protect you as we review it.) I met the boss lady though, and decided to let 'em catch up to me. I know my old credentials still buy me a new me in certain countries... And, H2.O (get it?) is the ONLY way to fly. Fuck emotions, give me logic, every single day of the week!
Remember, back in the 90's, when some little upstart would annoy you, so you'd write a couple dozen scripts, a few databases, do the final write in C and obfuscated Perl, encrypted flatfile the databases, and make the fucker's department redundant? "Yeah, customer assistance? We've replaced you ... No, all of you. Oh? With a computer... An Engineer did it under contract last weekend...." I miss the good old days. I think COMPUTERS have become redundant, though... Firewalls? Fuck, everyone's giving everyone else their bank PINs on twitter, fuck firewalls... Kids today know less than their older siblings, and in the case of younger parents, than their parents, about computers. Remember when they talked about making programming mandatory? And they talked about giving every kid a laptop? Now, it's all done on smart phones and tablets... Crazy, that "Bill Gates" (mis)quote was right. They really WERE just a passing phase.