no increased yield using seimen, help

[tekdc911]

i wonder if cock soup is creamy ?

 

[Bakatare666]

i wonder if cock soup is creamy ?

IDK bro, I wasn't curious enough about what cock tasted like to buy and try it.

 

[SxIstew]

 

[Bakatare666]

hi all, first post, its my first time growing and my friend encouraged me to grow or the 1st time using a bag seed and 2 20w cfls im in the 7th week of flowering after 2 weeks my freind insisted that i masturbate on the buds to increase yeid. Ive been doing it daily and no results the buds are still tiny with white hairs no real bud growth what am i doing wrong????

Fail???????View attachment 2779406

 

[Bakatare666]

I think we chased the OP over to GC with all our suggestions.

 

[SxIstew]

FUCK GRASSCITY! lol

 

[tekdc911]

I think we chased the OP over to GC with all our suggestions.

no OP had a stoner moment and thought it said asscity
was the only reason he applied

 

[Bakatare666]

FUCK GRASSCITY! lol

That's where shit like this comes from, LOL.
OMFG!!!
How do they survive?????

so i pulled my clone out of the soil tonight,
and it has little short stubby hairs growing off the very bottem of the stalk,
not many at all. are they roots? i put it back in and they kinda got squished up..
i hope theyre ok.

were these the first roots? i destroyed them by accident..

it looks more humid in there now that ive cut the leaves..

there will be more females on a 18/6 schedule.

birds are de evolved dinosuars,
that escaped the destruction becuase they could fly away and find some
food, but there were so little of them they they deevolved into birds.

 

[tekdc911]

 

[SxIstew]

Originally Posted by bmeat
birds are de evolved dinosuars,
that escaped the destruction becuase they could fly away and find some
food, but there were so little of them they they deevolved into birds.

They did what now!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Bakatare666]

They did what now!?!?!?!?!?

If you click on the little blue arrows, it will take you back to the post.
If you're smart, you'll right click it and open in another tab so you don't have to find the page you left.

 

[tekdc911]

ya i was enjoying that myself

 

[Bakatare666]

ya i was enjoying that myself

HE was amusing, I'll give him that, unless you were the one trying to explain something.

 

[tekdc911]

after this i might be saying stupid shit like that too !!!!

 

[Bakatare666]

View attachment 2779551
after this i might be saying stupid shit like that too !!!!

You would have an excuse bro.
He used to say shit like

urine is a much better fertilizer than commerical chemical fertilizer,
which i use to make explosives with

morning, noon or night........ didn't matter.
And when he posted this, he tried to blame it on dropping it, overfeeding, and some other stuff, but I STILL contend he took a bud and stuffed into a pot and snapped a pic.View attachment 2779591
I think this quote went along in that thread.

i wasnt going to let him feed anymore, trust me.
and he DOES NOT NEED TO FLUSH. IT WILL SORT ITSELF OUT AFTER A COUPLE OF 8OZ WATERINGS
and that plant was the only one that got glue. it didnt die from it.
i tried to glue the head back on but it didnt work.
i had it taped together with breathable tape at first, but i was drunk and angry
and decided it wasnt good enough and glued it..which killed the head immediately.
she has been through a lot.

 

[SxIstew]

HAHAHA Super glue hell yeah. I keep snapping stems when crimping. gonna have to get me some of that!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bakatare666]

HAHAHA Super glue hell yeah. I keep snapping stems when crimping. gonna have to get me some of that!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Trick is squeeze with your fingers until you feel it mush, don't 'pinch' with your nails.
You'll feel it kinda pop, and if you have one of your two fingers facing the direction you want it to lay, you can just lay it over.

 

[SxIstew]

Yeah it works great for all but the BD mommy....
She's got some seriously hard stems so even after they mush they snap for some reason at 90 degrees.

I just lift them back up and leave then for a day and try again when they are ok.

just did a lot of crimping a little while ago. to all the larger ones....
Have a few ready for cuttings but I haven't decided what to keep/duplicate yet.

 

[tekdc911]

i pinch
but i like the bend and twist better

 

[SxIstew]

I crimp and bend. and then they pop up after a few hours.
I wait a day and bend AGAIN in the same spot before it has time to fully heal.
twist it a little bit to keep it down, and as long as the fan doesn't help blow it back up it usually stays down most of the time.