If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

neosapien

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If you've ever bit your tongue when someone in real life says something inaccurate about growing weed... you might be a smart pot farmer. :-)
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
If you've ever bit your tongue when someone in real life says something inaccurate about growing weed... you might be a smart pot farmer. :-)
Difficult to do ... but i am thinking good thoughts your way as a reward for the tongue-biting. More than once i have had to exercise the same restraint in the presence of "skilled growers", ~facepalm. cn
 

mr sunshine

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I love earning my bread but i feel like i can make it easier when im well rested. Every tweeker i ever knew ended up broke locked up and sucked up with fucked up teeth.
 

Mad Hamish

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I love earning my bread but i feel like i can make it easier when im well rested. Every tweeker i ever knew ended up broke locked up and sucked up with fucked up teeth.
Shooo... All I want is a week or two of 8-hour sleeps! I hear you, it is sooo much better when you've got full energy!! I've lost friends to the grave thanks to meth. And mental institutions. And just their new chosen dishonest lifestyle. That crap really burned through my circles like a fire, and there's no stopping it. It consumes whatever it touches. It burns all the money the tweakers and those around them have, even innocents. Their parents foot the bills. Their friends. Both financially and emotionally. Horrible stuff.
 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member
If the first thing you do in the morning is check this forum to see if you have any new post you might be a pot farmer.

I agree about the meth problem. It is a scourge in our land. If the DEA would just take all the resources they waist on weed and focus on meth, the USA would be a much better place to live.

The thing which pisses me off the most is, when their is a bust, be it weed, meth, heroin, prescription drugs, or whatever, they always show a pic of an MJ leaf on TV.

Another thing which really pisses my off is when they are talking about medical MJ, or the legalization process...the dumb ass TV host will inevitably start giggling or out right laughing about it.

When will they take us seriously. This isn't a game, it isn't funny, it's our health and freedom we are talking about here, and it's not a laughing matter..........damn it!

Only when that person or someone they love needs medical MJ, will the laughing stop and the serious compassion start.
 
If you stand (not so patiently) outside your tent waiting for the lights to come on so you can stare at plants... you might be a pot farmer

Only when that person or someone they love needs medical MJ, will the laughing stop and the serious compassion start.
And sometimes not even then. I have a "friend" who just cannot accept it. She thinks I should give up on growing these perfectly healthy, all natural plants that I completely control from the moment they poke their tiny organic tails out of their seed casing, and instead ask my DOCTOR (she's a nurse) for Marinol pills, if cannabis is truly what helps me. Do NOT get me started down that road... Needless to say, we aren't all that close any more.
 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member
If you can't seem to be able to plane a weekend get-a-way with your girl because you have to tend your garden, you might be a single pot farmer.
 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member
If you off the porch light, the TV, the living room light, and lock the front door so no one will think you are home while you check on your plants, you might be a pot farmer.
 

MrEDuck

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Or you work in a creative industry. You're talking The Musician's Curse there bud. Sleep if for sissies and guys that don't want to keep earning their bread :/
The boss at the company I worked for when I was doing R&D was like this and I really doubt ever took anything that might be considered illegal in the US or China. Yeah I saw him drink a beer twice.
And an absolutely brilliant man. I was in my 20s and we were making progress on a big project and dude was in his 50s making me look like I was weak. Not just pot farmers. Though I love that I can change when I wake up by shifting the girls for 15 minutes. I need a timer that does things within 1 minute.
 

MrEDuck

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If you stand (not so patiently) outside your tent waiting for the lights to come on so you can stare at plants... you might be a pot farmer



And sometimes not even then. I have a "friend" who just cannot accept it. She thinks I should give up on growing these perfectly healthy, all natural plants that I completely control from the moment they poke their tiny organic tails out of their seed casing, and instead ask my DOCTOR (she's a nurse) for Marinol pills, if cannabis is truly what helps me. Do NOT get me started down that road... Needless to say, we aren't all that close any more.
Each canabinoid is a different drug, so according to the FDA's rules each individual plant (remember that two plants of the same generation of seeds can be very different!!) would be a different drug because it would have a different ratio of cannabinoids. My mom has cancer and won't try cannabis which has almost cured me of my potentially life threatening illness. There will always be a place in my garden for this miracle plant.
 

Mad Hamish

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The boss at the company I worked for when I was doing R&D was like this and I really doubt ever took anything that might be considered illegal in the US or China. Yeah I saw him drink a beer twice.
And an absolutely brilliant man. I was in my 20s and we were making progress on a big project and dude was in his 50s making me look like I was weak. Not just pot farmers. Though I love that I can change when I wake up by shifting the girls for 15 minutes. I need a timer that does things within 1 minute.
Agreed, anybody that will only accept himself as the boss needs to work his nar-nars off. I almost quit weed because of it... HUGE mistake... I'll rather leave that story untold.
I need the reefer, the other meds screw with me too much they're like psychedelics gone the wrong way, sucking the colour OUT of everything. But much respect to the world's dedicated hard workers that won't take an order from anybody but themselves, they chose a bloody hard road.

My digi timers can shift in one minute intervals, but my mech timers are BOMBPROOF. What I want now is timed relay switches with back-up battery, had a look at a buddy's board he built, all analog and mechanical but you KNOW everything is staying right on time, all the time. He can lose power for 3 days and his timers will still be spot-on, pretty sick for a mechanical board :)
 

thump easy

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if you ever tried to get a generator in a fucken hurry before the smell starts to bang out of the house when your electic company is working on your block and they shut off power you might be a pot farmer
 
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