If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

curious2garden said:

ROFLMAO!! No not if you do your pool correctly. I used my pool test equipment for my grow, it was that accurate and thank you CN for that wonderful Oakton yeah it's nicer than what I owned, you were right!

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Well I can MONITOR it constantly (switched to pH monitors instead of pens, permanent readouts the probes are always in the res), and I get an alarm when my pH drops too low or goes too high.

No, I can test the CRAP out of a pool

Used your digital bathroom scale to track your plants weight gains!

If you have ever instantly recognized discarded Hydrton in someone's soil you might be and know another pot farmer.[/QUOTE]

...you can scrape hash out of the grooves on your kitchen scale...

if you have ever left your girlfriend waiting by the door to go out because you're asking her father soil questions, and about his compost. (true story)

... your wife buys you the GHE line-up for your birthday and a 10-kilogram bag of mycorrhiza for Christmas ...

If around your property there a piles of dirt with perlite in it.

kinetic said:

If around your property there a piles of dirt with perlite in it.

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OH YES!! Suddenly you have 'square foot' gardens popping up, like giant mushrooms, all over your yard so you can hide that shit in plain sight LOL!

If you have been watching Breaking Bad and start reffering to the making of your tea as "The Cook".

...you feel a bit disappointed when the blueberry plants you were offered end up being the edible actual berry kind...

...The first thing you associate with the word 'Widow' is 'Dank'...

If you type in "how to kill spiderman" on google and it automatically assumes you meant "how to kill spidermites" you might be a pot farmer

AY YO! what it do Kush!?

man... if u keep pics of plants in ur wallet like ur kids

u might be a pot farmer

If You ever find yourself liking the smell of fishmix you might be a pot farmer

...can relate to pretty much every post on this thread...

Leave work early to check ur ladies! I'm sure this has been mentioned

If checking on the ladies is your work.

MrEDuck said:

If checking on the ladies is your work.

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Ok ok ya got me there

if a bunch of heatbags start an obvious-even-to-non-growers grow down the block from you and you're the only one that's secretly ecstatic about it.....

if you've ever taken out the jacuzzi tub in the bathroom to make room for your tent (true story)...