Mom just called the cop's
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kinetic
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I'm picking my up tomorrow and am taking her shopping. After that we may go to the zoo, then go for a walk by the pond past the apple trees on the farm. She and the grandkid always have a good time.
doublejj
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either way it's her house........she better change the locks too........he'll be right back there doing laundry & taking food out of the refrigerator in a week.....
guy incognito
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Or just breaking in and moving shit around. Drive that bitch crazy.
kinetic
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doublejj, I love the fact you use phucups name everytime you post here. It's fun and makes it all that much more better. So yea, phucup get your shit together. Most likely though phucup you are looking at a future of incarceration where you will have plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam
HeartlandHank
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Man... I'm rethinking this whole "2 kids, back to back, then no more" thing.Well today is my last day in hell! I just sat down for about 10 mins to finish off the last paperwork for my new job with netflix playing in the background and my mom started asking about my house and then asked the address in her usual pissed of tone. And I asked why are you so angry right now? Then she yelled that I need to tell her now. So I asked why the hell are you so pissed about this it's just an address I would had given it to you from the start if you weren't so pissed for no reason. Then she went straight to telling me to move out a day early (which trust me I would but the house isn't available until tomorrow) because I am not a functional member of the household. The funniest part of that last line is that her and I are the last people left in the household besides the dogs and even on a bad day I usually get more done than they do, plus she doesn't have a job and has been receiving disability check while she is completely healthy and I am the one that is useless.
But after she told me to get out I told her to call the cops again and make them throw me out, so she asked me is that what you want? So i dared her to do it yet nothing happened
Also forgot to add that after the threatening to kick me out she also went to the mailbox to get the mail and walked right past me and threw what was mine to the other side of the room and shut off the tv and netflix that I pay for that was playing on the blue ray player that I bought her.
HeartlandHank
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PhucUp 
... Did your mother beat you to the point of leaving marks for more than a day or two? Did she molest you?
No? Your mother fed your ass, got you an education and kept you alive to possibly survive on your own one day... You should go give her a hug and say thank you for getting me this far.
If she had seen the way you talk to her at 18, you might have been a PhucUp dumpster baby. Haha. Seriously.. it costs a fucking fortune to raise a little PhucUp. Then there is the non monetary commitment. Fuck, kid... give her a break. She's probably melting down because she is about to be alone. In some small town, single and her last PhucUp baby is leaving..
Hopefully she starts pulling some ass after you get out of the house... that should cheer her up. Shit, the smile on ol' Andy's face was probably "gonna get me some milf ass in a week". "Fuck, I'll take this PhucUp's spot + booty call" "What's for dinner?" Haha..
... Did your mother beat you to the point of leaving marks for more than a day or two? Did she molest you?No? Your mother fed your ass, got you an education and kept you alive to possibly survive on your own one day... You should go give her a hug and say thank you for getting me this far.
If she had seen the way you talk to her at 18, you might have been a PhucUp dumpster baby. Haha. Seriously.. it costs a fucking fortune to raise a little PhucUp. Then there is the non monetary commitment. Fuck, kid... give her a break. She's probably melting down because she is about to be alone. In some small town, single and her last PhucUp baby is leaving..
Hopefully she starts pulling some ass after you get out of the house... that should cheer her up. Shit, the smile on ol' Andy's face was probably "gonna get me some milf ass in a week". "Fuck, I'll take this PhucUp's spot + booty call" "What's for dinner?" Haha..
Yeah jj can channel some serious DI attitude
oh and a gift for the op, just sayin' cause JJ is far to sweet.. (right).[video=youtube;i1xSt7iganA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xSt7iganA[/video]
Hmm maybe it should have been this one?
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I dunno.... both seem so appropriate....
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I dunno.... both seem so appropriate....
HeartlandHank
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I bet it's more like... "I'm tired of washing his cum rags. Tissues, PhucUp, tissues! GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
HeartlandHank
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I would hug her if she did any of those things you mentioned about feeding and all that other shit. And plus I have been on my own since I started mowing lawns and delivering papers when we first moved here. I pay for everything including my insurance, gas, car, and even most of the groceries.PhucUp
No? Your mother fed your ass, got you an education and kept you alive to possibly survive on your own one day... You should go give her a hug and say thank you for getting me this far.
If she had seen the way you talk to her at 18, you might have been a PhucUp dumpster baby. Haha. Seriously.. it costs a fucking fortune to raise a little PhucUp. Then there is the non monetary commitment. Fuck, kid... give her a break. She's probably melting down because she is about to be alone. In some small town, single and her last PhucUp baby is leaving..
Hopefully she starts pulling some ass after you get out of the house... that should cheer her up. Shit, the smile on ol' Andy's face was probably "gonna get me some milf ass in a week". "Fuck, I'll take this PhucUp's spot + booty call" "What's for dinner?" Haha..
But back to basics I do believe that the cop that talked to me when she called is looking to get some from her because he is pretty old and just came back out of forced retirement after he had affairs with married women around the town. And he lectured me about respecting my mother while she was there just because she asked him to. She is getting her daily intake of pig if you know what I mean
HeartlandHank
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Shit, you too? Welcome to the big boys club PhucUp.
She didn't feed you before you had a job? Get you to school? Change you shitty diapers?
Doctors, food, a home, clothes, books, gasoline, the list goes on PhucUp. No way you took care of everything yourself from birth till now.
HeartlandHank
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PhucUp, there is a new kid saying this same stuff coming on here all the time. "Budsmokr" anyone?
Life is tough. Your mom kept you alive, be grateful.
Good luck... some legitimate money is not a bad idea. MJ can supplement that.
You don't want to be 100% reliant on an MJ crop, especially early in your grow career.
If one thing keeps the landlord out of your business... it's paying the rent on time, every time.
Life is tough. Your mom kept you alive, be grateful.
Good luck... some legitimate money is not a bad idea. MJ can supplement that.
You don't want to be 100% reliant on an MJ crop, especially early in your grow career.
If one thing keeps the landlord out of your business... it's paying the rent on time, every time.
Next time you jump to such a bold decision try reading the post, in fact lets try rereading it together... are you finished yet?... Don't worry ill give you a little more time... Done now?... Great! Wasn't that nice? now we are on the same page and can continue together in this conversation as adults not petty growers trying to douche up this thread. (that insult was directed at you if you have not yet realized and was of my own opinion, you might be a stand up guy but your impression is of a schoolyard bully)
But as you asked when you said and I quote - "She didn't feed you before you had a job? Get you to school? Change you shitty diapers? Doctors, food, a home, clothes, books, gasoline, the list goes on PhucUp. No way you took care of everything yourself from birth till now."
Now since we all read my post together we can refer back to it and read the entire quote pertaining to when I started paying my own way that you so elegantly slipped out of my quote. "And plus I have been on my own since I started mowing lawns and delivering papers when we first moved here. I pay for everything including my insurance, gas, car, and even most of the groceries."
Now that the full quote is back in the light instead of hiding the good part in the shadows I believe that answers your question since it was asking if she didn't feed me before I had a job, the answer if still unknown is a yes she did feed me apple sauce and all that other shit babies got fed in those days and I am assuming don't quote me on this that I had a frozen pizza or 2 during the years that I wasn't able to work because of my age, thus the reason why I took any job I could by mowing lawns and delivering newspapers as stated above if you will so kindly look up and discover that was in fact what I said.
You keep treating me like a criminal ass wipe that doesn't pay taxes or some shit and all I did was respond to other posts. So get off your high horse and start walking mister, you aren't better then everybody else.
Furthermore I don't know why you defend her so much, unless of course you are/plan to be fucking my mom just like cop and multitudes of other men and possibly a few women that have been near that rank shit she calls a pussy.
Please don't respond with any other bullshit. It isn't necessarily beneath from what I have seen you say but I implore you to refrain from it and keep it mature between men, Just looking to vent not get ragged on by grandpa. (I am guessing that you are not a grandpa but am putting this as a descriptive word to describe you as I would my own grandfather, a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is cool shit)
And if you are in fact a woman please change all appropriate connotations to the correct female counterparts. Such as grandpa to grandma and so forth.
