Mom just called the cop's

DANKSWAG

Well-Known Member
Hey everybody I am still high and am typing this while I remember. I just smoked a bowl in my car and my mom smelt me on my way inside so she called the town cop. He came over intent to arrest me and left with a smile on his face from my badassnes winning him over and winning the fight between my mom and me. She tried to fuck me over and I owned the situation. Gave the cop some legal herbs and said this is what I have been smoking she is just confused and thinks it's weed. I had weed in the car still and was so fucking cool that my shit won out in the end. :peace: homeys bongsmilie light one up for me.
Me thinks town cop will be walking a regular beat by his favorite business, ya know how they like free donuts! :o
 

Dannoo93

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What state are u in and dont grow with another person too much conflict...plus dont think.ur hot shit cuz u grow be cautious of who knows...and unless uve grown before not everbody is great at it some got a green thumb some dont
 

PhucUp

New Member
Well today is my last day in hell! I just sat down for about 10 mins to finish off the last paperwork for my new job with netflix playing in the background and my mom started asking about my house and then asked the address in her usual pissed of tone. And I asked why are you so angry right now? Then she yelled that I need to tell her now. So I asked why the hell are you so pissed about this it's just an address I would had given it to you from the start if you weren't so pissed for no reason. Then she went straight to telling me to move out a day early (which trust me I would but the house isn't available until tomorrow) because I am not a functional member of the household. The funniest part of that last line is that her and I are the last people left in the household besides the dogs and even on a bad day I usually get more done than they do, plus she doesn't have a job and has been receiving disability check while she is completely healthy and I am the one that is useless.

But after she told me to get out I told her to call the cops again and make them throw me out, so she asked me is that what you want? So i dared her to do it yet nothing happened :)

Also forgot to add that after the threatening to kick me out she also went to the mailbox to get the mail and walked right past me and threw what was mine to the other side of the room and shut off the tv and netflix that I pay for that was playing on the blue ray player that I bought her.
 

guy incognito

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Get out of that place. Take your shit and sleep in your car tonight. Sneak back in later and rape your mum then kill her then rape her again. Then post pics.
 
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