The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

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A lot of the places that they used to grow were "treated" by woodland trust n etc, used to be thousands of places round here an nowadays absolutely nothing, ive got mates that go out looking for em every year an they just havent found any in the last 2-3years hence why i was thinking of growing em lol
yeah my mushie days where 10+ yrs ago wouldnt have a clue where they grow, we use to buy them of the older lads 100 frozen shrooms for a 5er, would then get a pair of tights and put the hundred inside and put 2 cups of boiling water into a pan and then put the tights with the mushrooms in and brew it up for ages 2 teas per 100 and that tea even if it did taste like shite would have u tripping for 8-12hrs stronger than any acid tabs ive ever had, and stronger than shrooms i tried in the dam.
 

Mastergrow

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yeah my mushie days where 10+ yrs ago wouldnt have a clue where they grow, we use to buy them of the older lads 100 frozen shrooms for a 5er, would then get a pair of tights and put the hundred inside and put 2 cups of boiling water into a pan and then put the tights with the mushrooms in and brew it up for ages 2 teas per 100 and that tea even if it did taste like shite would have u tripping for 8-12hrs stronger than any acid tabs ive ever had, and stronger than shrooms i tried in the dam.
I was never big into mushies or acid, I seen a guy when I was younger take acid and it was as if he never came down of it, ended up in a nut house for years, fuck knows he's maybe still there lol. I took mushies in the dam and in the middle of me bein fucked we got kicked outta the place we wer stayin which sorta put a dampner on the whole night, didn't really like it lol
 

IC3M4L3

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how camp sambo!lmao

mushies? fuk me i got sum from texas and omfg i was mashed up for about 8 hrs solid! fukme paggered wert the word
 

newuserlol

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I was never big into mushies or acid, I seen a guy when I was younger take acid and it was as if he never came down of it, ended up in a nut house for years, fuck knows he's maybe still there lol. I took mushies in the dam and in the middle of me bein fucked we got kicked outta the place we wer stayin which sorta put a dampner on the whole night, didn't really like it lol
i have been lucky enough to never have a bad trip, all mine have been very enjoyable bar 1 night in the dam, was there with 3 m8s and 2 of us had our missus too big mistake but when ya young n all that jazz, anyway i brought a few e's on the street very nice too and had a box of these mushrooms left from the day before when we all had truffles but i also brought a box of mushrooms same time.

all gone back to the hotel which was a huge boat right next to the central train station, and 1 by 1 every flagged off so whilst buzzing me tits off on these e's i thought fuck it il eat the mushrooms too, missus then went to sleep aswel and i was left alone in the room with nothing but the freeporn channel, was pacing about the room all night with no clothes on dodging monsters that kept jumping out from behind everything lmao was sane enough back then to tell meself this is only a drug and it will end, dunno if i could do that now tho.
 

newuserlol

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[video=youtube;_LBSIkugN-s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBSIkugN-s[/video]

how camp sambo!lmao

mushies? fuk me i got sum from texas and omfg i was mashed up for about 8 hrs solid! fukme paggered wert the word
you got a hard-on for me 2night hay ice lol thats way to skinny for me, fuck i aint been gym for ages not sticking to a diet and couldnt find the attactment to me hair clippers yday so had a no 0 i look more like a fat uncle fester lmao
 

Mastergrow

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i have been lucky enough to never have a bad trip, all mine have been very enjoyable bar 1 night in the dam, was there with 3 m8s and 2 of us had our missus too big mistake but when ya young n all that jazz, anyway i brought a few e's on the street very nice too and had a box of these mushrooms left from the day before when we all had truffles but i also brought a box of mushrooms same time.

all gone back to the hotel which was a huge boat right next to the central train station, and 1 by 1 every flagged off so whilst buzzing me tits off on these e's i thought fuck it il eat the mushrooms too, missus then went to sleep aswel and i was left alone in the room with nothing but the freeporn channel, was pacing about the room all night with no clothes on dodging monsters that kept jumping out from behind everything lmao was sane enough back then to tell meself this is only a drug and it will end, dunno if i could do that now tho.
When I took them in the dam they wer these big massive things, was like when ye bit into them they turned blue inside, was with 3 other people and the more fucked I got the more they said the wernt really gettin a hit lol, we wer in the bathroom of the room blasting joints and the place was fuckin spinning lol, we wer blasting music and at about 3am we got kicked out lol, wasn't a good night from then on
 

newuserlol

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When I took them in the dam they wer these big massive things, was like when ye bit into them they turned blue inside, was with 3 other people and the more fucked I got the more they said the wernt really gettin a hit lol, we wer in the bathroom of the room blasting joints and the place was fuckin spinning lol, we wer blasting music and at about 3am we got kicked out lol, wasn't a good night from then on
we are obviously talking a few years ago cause they been banned for quite a time i think, im talking when it was still guilders not euros lol but anyway 3 of us went into the shop and brought and ate whilst there a box of truffles, choose the truffles cause they said where similar to e's, we ate the box between the 3 and left, 20-30mins later thought fuck this we aint wrecked enough so went back n brought and ate another 2 box's, i remember the women laughing at us saying your gonna be wrecked now lol and that the only thing to help is sugar??? dunno how true that is?

but anyway after them other 2 box's we was mingled! and had to walk back through the main shopping area to get back to a friends hotel who coulnt get a room on the boat we was on, i remember me missus n m8 both pukeing n proper spinning out and me going into some dodgy coffee shop asking for sugar lol but i had a lovely trip lol
 

Mastergrow

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we are obviously talking a few years ago cause they been banned for quite a time i think, im talking when it was still guilders not euros lol but anyway 3 of us went into the shop and brought and ate whilst there a box of truffles, choose the truffles cause they said where similar to e's, we ate the box between the 3 and left, 20-30mins later thought fuck this we aint wrecked enough so went back n brought and ate another 2 box's, i remember the women laughing at us saying your gonna be wrecked now lol and that the only thing to help is suger??? dunno how true that is?

but anyway after them other 2 box's we was mingled! and had to walk back through the main shopping area to get back to a friends hotel who coulnt get a room on the boat we was on, i remember me missus n m8 both pukeing n proper spinning out and me going into some dodgy coffee shop asking for sugar lol but i had a lovely trip lol
it was about 8-10 year ago, was the first time I was there, it was euros tho. When u mention the sugar I came outta the toilet in either a bar or McDonald's i camt mine, and the women at the door that u have to give money too for the toilet pretty much made me take a bag of sugar, a wee satchet in my mouth cos she said I looked fucked lol, I was pretty good I thot, shed never seen fucked before lol
 

dura72

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well ladies a wee update on ma life so far; finished uni and awaiting exam results, think ive done ok so no real worries, cant get jsa so ive absolutely no cash, fuckin outrageous students cant claim it thru the summer when weve no student loans comin in!! so im off to the doc on monday to get signed off with my bad back so i can go for an ESA application. still out on double bail for the growin and meat cleaver charges....the former is quiet the latter is up for trial in about 3 weeks, read the cops statements- fuckin stinking rotting liars, complete bullshit, fortunately full of logical inconsistences so my layers should destroy them and at the end of the day its just my word against theirs....and im off the booze and drugs and back on the tools, picked a few jobs up with a little facebook advertising so im gonna be busy for the next 2 or 3 weeks.....and finally onto the grow, still got 9 under a 600 hps in coco 12/12 from rooted clone, double duth and krystal kush if i remember rightly, just usin a and b so far about 4 weeks in, bud forming and all plants lookin fine but small, 2 mothers were under a 250 hps but i just cobbled up a wee homemade prop light as the guy wants his 250 watt cfl back. bit of wood about 18" by 8" with four light bulb holders on it with 4x11 watt/60 watt cfl bulbs, low power but should hold mothers and root clones ok
 

Mastergrow

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well ladies a wee update on ma life so far; finished uni and awaiting exam results, think ive done ok so no real worries, cant get jsa so ive absolutely no cash, fuckin outrageous students cant claim it thru the summer when weve no student loans comin in!! so im off to the doc on monday to get signed off with my bad back so i can go for an ESA application. still out on double bail for the growin and meat cleaver charges....the former is quiet the latter is up for trial in about 3 weeks, read the cops statements- fuckin stinking rotting liars, complete bullshit, fortunately full of logical inconsistences so my layers should destroy them and at the end of the day its just my word against theirs....and im off the booze and drugs and back on the tools, picked a few jobs up with a little facebook advertising so im gonna be busy for the next 2 or 3 weeks.....and finally onto the grow, still got 9 under a 600 hps in coco 12/12 from rooted clone, double duth and krystal kush if i remember rightly, just usin a and b so far about 4 weeks in, bud forming and all plants lookin fine but small, 2 mothers were under a 250 hps but i just cobbled up a wee homemade prop light as the guy wants his 250 watt cfl back. bit of wood about 18" by 8" with four light bulb holders on it with 4x11 watt/60 watt cfl bulbs, low power but should hold mothers and root clones ok
Aye the cops is lying bastards m8, I was caught doin 77 in a 40 and they managed to take my licence off me for 18 months for fuck sake, said I was on the wrong side off the road and they wer out with ther batton and I skidded to a stop, all a load of shite it was but they won the cunts
 

newuserlol

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google gave up some info to the fbi, counter-terrosim shite, you worry too much kode.

we grow weed mate not make bombs well some of us anyway lolol
 

iiKode

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just remember your gloves lol
nah, honestly ice get thoe white painters uits, duct tape the soles of ur feet, go in at random times, allways boil the kettle and act like ur waiting for the owner to get back, make sure ur not bein set up go online get a 50 pack of those forensics suits and take them with you everytime you leave, dont forget hairnets, last thing you need is filth trouble with ur kids n that
 

iiKode

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plant food ayeeeeee!!! lmao fuk that,, im not a plant so it can have it!

same as me sambo, i done all the drugs, bak wen drugs wer drugs, now ther just shit so im glad im out of it, these new designer drugs scare the fuk outa me, so do pill, people are just too greedy and stik anything in em for a profit,fuk that

i was just gunna say summet but fuk its gone :(
more people have died, an fucked their lives doing these fake drugs, mainly the fake weed, when inact weed hasnt hurt a single smart man sicne the dawn of time, you get these numpties on tv sayin they had a cannabis problem, i can understand that, but they make it look bad when they are just immature fuckin scum that cant handle goin without a smoke without 'robbing, stealin, and fuck know what else they do' acting out like its heroin ffs pises me off those bbc documentaries about it, if they legalised it then all these fake weed shit willl be gone, it all a shyte smoke anyway and fucks you up to uncomfortable levels. i fell asleep standing up moking black mamba, woke up with a burstin headache, and had to drink so much water the next day, fuckin stupid tuff like, specially salvia aka facemelter, i literally was trying to catch my face after rippin that stuff
 

iiKode

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google gave up some info to the fbi, counter-terrosim shite, you worry too much kode.

we grow weed mate not make bombs well some of us anyway lolol
im just saying once this ets passed, they see evidence on ur computer for growin weed then they hand it over to ur local pigfarm and they sort it out, thats the initial goal to fuk everyone. couter terrorism? seems legit they would kill a couple peope make it big news, just so they can keep an eye on people interests, fuckit might ust start goin to starvuks all day to chat shyte on here
 

Mastergrow

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more people have died, an fucked their lives doing these fake drugs, mainly the fake weed, when inact weed hasnt hurt a single smart man sicne the dawn of time, you get these numpties on tv sayin they had a cannabis problem, i can understand that, but they make it look bad when they are just immature fuckin scum that cant handle goin without a smoke without 'robbing, stealin, and fuck know what else they do' acting out like its heroin ffs pises me off those bbc documentaries about it, if they legalised it then all these fake weed shit willl be gone, it all a shyte smoke anyway and fucks you up to uncomfortable levels. i fell asleep standing up moking black mamba, woke up with a burstin headache, and had to drink so much water the next day, fuckin stupid tuff like, specially salvia aka facemelter, i literally was trying to catch my face after rippin that stuff
U talk about these boys that can't do without a smoke without Robbin and stealing, wer u not the boy knocking some guy out the othe night for two bags of weed???
 

newuserlol

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more people have died, an fucked their lives doing these fake drugs, mainly the fake weed, when inact weed hasnt hurt a single smart man sicne the dawn of time, you get these numpties on tv sayin they had a cannabis problem, i can understand that, but they make it look bad when they are just immature fuckin scum that cant handle goin without a smoke without 'robbing, stealin, and fuck know what else they do' acting out like its heroin ffs pises me off those bbc documentaries about it, if they legalised it then all these fake weed shit willl be gone, it all a shyte smoke anyway and fucks you up to uncomfortable levels. i fell asleep standing up moking black mamba, woke up with a burstin headache, and had to drink so much water the next day, fuckin stupid tuff like, specially salvia aka facemelter, i literally was trying to catch my face after rippin that stuff
fake drugs are bad kode yeah same as all drugs, theres enough people with serious mental health problems that have been brought 4ward from smoking weed (real weed) and theres enough weak people who will rob and steal for smoke.

me personally i think its just weak minded people, we all in todays world with all the info at hand no that heroin,crack etc are very addictive and all the dangers so why would u take that on a regular??? unless your very uneducated or weak of the mind.

but i dont buy that grade (good weed) of today is harmless imo
 

Mastergrow

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im just saying once this ets passed, they see evidence on ur computer for growin weed then they hand it over to ur local pigfarm and they sort it out, thats the initial goal to fuk everyone. couter terrorism? seems legit they would kill a couple peope make it big news, just so they can keep an eye on people interests, fuckit might ust start goin to starvuks all day to chat shyte on here
Just use tor, that'll work will it not, don't think they'll be that interested in us anyway, there's far too many. They might go for moggs tho cos he's hardcore lol
 
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