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email468

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
lol, nice try



*tackles you to the ground and showers you with love and worship*

You totally deserve it. I love that movie! I love Crunk...so fucking funny!
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ohhhh - being tackled and showered with love and worship feels so good - i'll never get tired of that!

emperor's new groove is the answer!

 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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dude, I love it when he talks to the squirrel...lol, I love a lot about him in that movie. The way he sings his own theme music....his shoulder angel and devil.

"This guy is trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm trying to lead you down the path that ROCKS."
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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[Kronk's Shoulder Angel and Devil debate saving Kuzco]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: But what does that have to do with me?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point.
Kronk: Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so, um, begone... or, uh, however I get rid of you guys.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk's Shoulder Angel: That'll work.
[Angel and devil disappear
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I prolly just didnt click the right link. I just went to the first one and it was a web page of somebody's.
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Well...ask.com lied to you. Or at least it's not complete, lol. I got a PM and someone knows, and I'd just like to say, it's official, he's a golden god.

He shall remain nameless, unless he will allow me to shower him with worship in open forum....
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Sexyfattops69

Sexyfattops69

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funny shit, never would have guessed it, been a long long while. but that was one of my disney favorites.... Damn. Ya crunk cracks me up!
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol, well good, cuz cheaters aren't supposed to prosper, from what I hear. And shame on you, for attempting to cheat! I mean, I know you admitted it right out, but still, I wanted to know if there is anyone out there truly deserving of worship for their quote skills.

*takes this time to bow down to email once again for that show of awesomness*
 
Sexyfattops69

Sexyfattops69

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Hey Hey HEY! be gental...

ya im going to have to find my sisters disney stash now, could watch it right now.

What did you just watch it or something? And how old are you?lol.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I don't think I like your tone sir. I fail to see what my age has to do with me enjoying a good movie. And no, I didn't just watch it, I just have a good memory for movie quotes.

I'm tempted to edit my post and take back my tackle!
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Stoney McFried said:
I guess its right...cheaters don't win. I'm a cheater cheater pumpkin eater.:cry:
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That reminds me of this joke....
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It was the night of the palace ball and Cinderella couldn't stop crying. Her fairy God-mother was very distraught. "Cinderella," she said, "Why are you crying? You have a beautiful gown, a shiny pair of glass slippers, and you're about to have one of the best evenings of your life!" But Cinderella continued to cry. "I know," she said, sobbing, "but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my diaphragm! What am I going to do!?!" she cried again.

The fairy Godmother thought for a moment, and then said, "I'll make you a diaphragm, but only for tonight and you HAVE to be back by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin." "Thank you! Thank you!" she shrieked, and she went hurrying out the door so she wouldn't be late.

The fairy God-mother smiled, happy to have pleased Cinderella so much. She settled down in front of the fire to await Cinderella's return.
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The fairy God-mother waited. And she waited. And she waited, until finally 12 o'clock rolled around and there was still no sign of Cinderella. The fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother had worked herself into a frenzy thinking about all of the horrible things that could have happened to her.

Suddenly, the door swings open and Cinderella comes sauntering in in a daze with a lazy smile painted on her face, a little drunken swagger in her walk and kind of breathes a tired hello.

The fairy God-mother's eyes got big and she jumps up. "What happened? Are you ok?" she said with a frantic voice.

"I'm just fine," she murmured. I was on my way home when I met the most lovely man.... Peter, Peter something or other
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Muahhahahahah! I'd rep but I have to spread it around first!
Wikidbchofthewst said:
That reminds me of this joke....
It was the night of the palace ball and Cinderella couldn't stop crying. Her fairy God-mother was very distraught. "Cinderella," she said, "Why are you crying? You have a beautiful gown, a shiny pair of glass slippers, and you're about to have one of the best evenings of your life!" But Cinderella continued to cry. "I know," she said, sobbing, "but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my diaphragm! What am I going to do!?!" she cried again.

The fairy Godmother thought for a moment, and then said, "I'll make you a diaphragm, but only for tonight and you HAVE to be back by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin." "Thank you! Thank you!" she shrieked, and she went hurrying out the door so she wouldn't be late.

The fairy God-mother smiled, happy to have pleased Cinderella so much. She settled down in front of the fire to await Cinderella's return.
​
The fairy God-mother waited. And she waited. And she waited, until finally 12 o'clock rolled around and there was still no sign of Cinderella. The fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother had worked herself into a frenzy thinking about all of the horrible things that could have happened to her.

Suddenly, the door swings open and Cinderella comes sauntering in in a daze with a lazy smile painted on her face, a little drunken swagger in her walk and kind of breathes a tired hello.

The fairy God-mother's eyes got big and she jumps up. "What happened? Are you ok?" she said with a frantic voice.

"I'm just fine," she murmured. I was on my way home when I met the most lovely man.... Peter, Peter something or other
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ALX420

ALX420

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I AM 19 years young! but who cares....all these years, days, and minutes. are pretty much the same. same shit, different choices.
 
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